Facebook-a-phile

A person who stalks underaged boys or girls exclusively through Facebook.

You know Mike? Total Facebook-a-phile. Has nothing but underaged girls on his friends list.

by JohnQDom August 20, 2011

pet-o-phile

people who have sex with their pets

someone who rapes their cat or dog etc. is a pet-o-phile

by kill pedaphiles December 8, 2003

front facing phineas

the saviour we all need.

Person 1, and intellectual: FRONT FACING PHINEAS WILL SAVE US
Person 2: who tf is that??
Person 1: sTORY TiME

by begone, bigot thot January 23, 2018

Phife

To play with your toes.

Hey man I phifed with my toes in the bathroom.

by Toe Man Likes Toes November 16, 2019

Phineas Assfuck

A worthless, stupid, stubborn human being of the Protestant Evangelical or KJV fundamentalist variety. His head is so far up his own ass he doesn't realize how blind and moronic he is. Usually an online troll.

I'd love to debate the finer points of theology with you but you're being a little trolling Phineas Assfuck.

There's Phineas again, being the whiny Assfuck that he is.

by I mean, yeah November 2, 2018

paineth

explicit part of the male anatomy

You can lick my paineth!

by Anonymous March 7, 2003

painered out

The feeling ones get from ingesting a decent amount of pain killers. A Utah term.

"Damn, that Oxy80 got me fuckin painered out. Originates from Utah.

by Mick Lee July 20, 2003