Pressert

Pressert (n) a noun meaning any dessert type food consumed before a meal.

Origin: it was first established as a main stream word in Montana in August of 2002. While ridding the Great Divide Mtn Bike route from Canada to Mexico fire Captain Benjamin III and Aaron, in search of a great deal of calories to sustain the constant days of riding carrying 35kilo's of gear, would at every meal consume 2 desserts, the one after the meal was of course dessert,the one before the meal became know as Pressert. The word has been used by them ever since.

by monkey73 April 6, 2008

pressed

Adjective descriptive of someone being "all over it"

Yo, that nigga is pressed for that girl.

by P Diddy April 25, 2003

Pessi

Pessi is nickname for Lionel Messi, because he scores penalties, or misses them on finals with his team Argentina

-Hey dad, did Argentina win the Copa America?
- No son, Pessi bottled it with missed penalty

by Pessi the botler February 16, 2021

Pessi

An Argentinian dwarf who robs actual worthy footballers of deserved ballon d’ors which he himself does not deserve. The midget spent his whole career in The Spanish farmers league to join the French farmers league scoring 1 goal (tap in) all season

Pessi ghosts again

by PessiGhostsAgain January 12, 2022

Bench Press

Having sex with big woman

Richard: Bro I just bench pressed Monisha!
Me: Bro she's huge!
Richard: I kno that's why I hit the gym

by Southern Mexican September 16, 2012

press f to pay respect

When someone has taken a BIG L or has been oofed so hard that they may feel emotional pain

This term can be abbreviated to the letter F

Man : "i got regected last week"
Everyone : "F"

Press F to pay respect is a general term or responce after someone feeling emotional or physical pain

by Yognaught_001 July 25, 2019

bed presser

A person of great weight who exerts considerable pressure on his mattress. In vogue during Shakespeare's lifetime.

I hear king Henri was quite the bed presser.

by Dauntless December 25, 2005