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Pressert

Pressert (n) a noun meaning any dessert type food consumed before a meal.
Origin: it was first established as a main stream word in Montana in August of 2002. While ridding the Great Divide Mtn Bike route from Canada to Mexico fire Captain Benjamin III and Aaron, in search of a great deal of calories to sustain the constant days of riding carrying 35kilo's of gear, would at every meal consume 2 desserts, the one after the meal was of course dessert,the one before the meal became know as Pressert. The word has been used by them ever since.
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pressed

Adjective descriptive of someone being "all over it"
Yo, that nigga is pressed for that girl.
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press f to pay respect

When someone has taken a BIG L or has been oofed so hard that they may feel emotional pain

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bed presser

A person of great weight who exerts considerable pressure on his mattress. In vogue during Shakespeare's lifetime.
I hear king Henri was quite the bed presser.
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