Peef

Penis Fart

Levergay can peef louder than anyone

by Katie Hauszell April 9, 2010

peef

A Cigarette, commonly used by douchnas in the 586.

Hey dude, can I bum a peef?

by AlyssaAnnAllen December 21, 2006

pheestage

Derived from fistage, to fist someone in a derogatory, degrading way. like 0wn4ge, or pwn4g3.

Assert your supremacy over fellow being.

Man,when my momma slapped yo' daddy, that was real pheestage

by Bigdaddy February 5, 2004

peef theif

Noun. A person who steals peefs by giving blowjobs.
Otherwise known as a slut.

1. That peef theif gave me some great head last night.

2. your moms a peef theif.

by Brian F. & Mike C. February 12, 2008

pheeno

A person who is of lower intellegence than the rest.

"Oh my god, that guy is such a pheeno...look at his fix his fermastat

by BugzA May 3, 2009

Peef

When a female queefs while peeing.

Dude, Margaret Thatcher was so shit canned she peef when she peed her pants.

Dawn peefs, like, every time she pees, it sounds like an airbag deflating.

When she was rolling balls last Saturday, Abby said peefing is the single greatest pleasure a human body can feel.

The hooker peef into my bathroom sink.

by Chairman Mao's Hit parade November 13, 2010

Pherfect

to be fake perfect, to intimidate a glamorous and perfect lifestyle.

Snooki is so pherfect.

by rgivs June 9, 2012