pender

1. noun - a person who is be completely and utterly lost on a topic that is common knowledge and lacks common sense

2. noun - a person who just keeps talking with the hopes that something they say will eventually make sense. Commonly uses the phrases "as we all know", "obviously", "thus", and "thoughts?????"

3. adjective - describing something that is lacking common sense

You are such a pender, I can't believe you drove your car with no oil in it.

What a pender solution to use facial tissue to fix the hole in the pipe.

After 10 hours of downtime in a factory...
At the meeting that pender said we wouldn't have any downtime.

by gninraw June 25, 2010

pinner

a male who has a penis the size of a pin

look girls he's a pinner

by b September 20, 2003

pinner

has terribly small dick

Derek:Wow that Saman is a definite pinner. i couldn't even feel him ramming it up my ass.

by Mark Pataky December 9, 2004

Pendergrass

A name for a fungus on your vagina.

HOLY SHIT! I have this huge Pendergrass down there! it itches.... Maybe I should get some ointment for this...

by Kelseyleeg February 25, 2009

punnerific

a combination of the words "pun" and "terrific"
used to describe someone who has just made a terrific pun.

john fitz henry and marissa miars are quite the punnerific pair.

by universityofpink December 6, 2009

peenerpuffer

(Noun) a word used to describe a person who's hobby is sniffing bicycle seats.

Sash stepped away from the bicycle moments before Matt the peenerpuffer approached.

by According to Matt & Sash June 1, 2014

Pinnerhoss

A slang term for penis, usually referring to a significantly smaller one.

"What's up man? Kathy told me the other night you have a baby pinnerhoss, is that true?"

by Whō Chin Yå February 6, 2017