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Befuddled Penguin

The walk done by a man whose pants are around his ankles, when fellacio has stopped pre climax. Normally accompanied by a confused look upon his face.
"WTF come back 'ere....." -mind set during befuddled penguin.
by UrbanVVraith May 4, 2009
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Club Penguin Rewritten

Club Penguin Rewritten is a remake of the popular virtual world, Club Penguin.
It has over 4 Million registered users.
play.cprewritten.net
Did you see the new update on Club Penguin Rewritten?
by Helpy/Matty May 30, 2019
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Club Penguin Online

Club Penguin Online is a Private Server for the popular web game Club Penguin. As of May 18th the game will be scheduled to shut down by the end of May thanks to Disney stepping in. The previous owner of Club Penguin Online is a suspected Pedophile and had reportedly threatened to Doxx and Swat any Moderator of the servers if they had tried to leave.
Did Club Penguin Online deserve to be shut down?

The game itself not really, the creator deserves they’re money source and power taken away though.
by Gasterfire6 May 17, 2020
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Penguin

A CREATURE FROM THE DEEPEST DARKEST PIT OF HELL
by plutonium1887 November 19, 2021
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Penguinity

(n) A religion glorifying the penguin as god. There is Penguin-Jesus, Penguin-God, Penguin-Angels, Penguin-Demons, etc. The Penguin is an all knowing, beautiful being who is the real source of happiness and love and peace.
An example of a sermon in a Church of Penguinity:

"And the Penguin-Lord said, 'Let there fish!' and all was good. It Penguin-Jesus name we pray, Penguin-Amen."
by PenguinityFollower September 9, 2011
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Weaponized Assault penguins

A war penguin that will shit all over you if agitated
"James fought three weaponized Assault penguins and they found his body covered in poop.
by MR. THICC October 21, 2020
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purple penguin

Something to fuck with someone's head, so as to lead them astray. Named for the mysterious purple penguin concept art Blizzard hid on their website prior to announcing Diablo 3.
Man, those pirates totally slipped us a purple penguin...we'll never find the secret treasure before them now.
by wetsun June 27, 2008
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