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Owais Patel

A person that goes to school to spy on the children their and act like he is one of them

They are the biggest NPC known to mankind, they have a code where they have to pay for food as a daily subscription fee to the friend group they are spying on, this however is funded by the UK government
"OMG look at that person over there, they are such an Owais Patel."
"What an NPC there such an Owais Patel"
by MottyScotty October 18, 2022
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Kash Patel

Kash Patel
(noun / verb)
1. A person who takes trifling shortcuts even when it ruins quality.
2. Someone who lies, exaggerates, or fabricates credentials to get ahead.
3. To under-deliver while hyping yourself up as if you’re top tier
Examples:
• “Bro turned in that half-baked report? Straight Kash Patel.”
• “Don’t Kash Patel your way through this project, we’ll all look bad.”
• “She Kash Pataled the interview—made up experience and hoped no one checked.”

Synonyms: janky, phony, bootleg, half-steppin’.
by Mr Lucky 737 September 24, 2025
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matthew patel

Person 1: Matthew Patel is so fucking hot

Person 2: what.
by GOOBERRRRRRRRRRRRR January 14, 2024
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Patel

Alias for "Gujrati" (spoken language of a small part of India).
Gujrati IT guy: ... <speaks Gujrati> ...
Other Indian IT guy, not Gujrati: ...

Gujrati IT guy: Oh, sorry!
Other guy: No, no! It's okay! I speak Patel.
by DoileyLama August 7, 2022
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Ahmed Patel

He is a very clever person and everyone likes him. He also is a very tall and strong boy and he gets all the girls. He is very famous and is the best footballer ever seen
by Ahmed Patel fanboy May 22, 2022
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mr patel

most likely a science teacher who everyone loves, mostly known as daddy patel 😘
did you see mr patel over there
by 4spennn May 9, 2022
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Kash Patel flicker gooning

Kash Patel flicker gooning is an extremely niche lethal gooning technique that releases sperm at an unbelievable speeds and dihstance. to perform this gooning technique, you must be a limited edition voter for Trump to obtain this legendary gooing techinque. the only public information is that you must be on Epsteins Island while flicker gooning with bubba's penis in your mouth, and you must also have a car battery wired to both of your twisted testicles.
by Dudeman67 November 20, 2025
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