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Povo Porridge

When you can't afford milk and have to put water in your oats.
We have ran out of milk, anyone fancy a bowl of Povo Porridge?
by Shortback & Swede March 25, 2019
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Stir My Porridge

When a man not normally attracted to other men feels so out alpha-ed upon learning that another man has slept with one of his previous conquests that he offers him up sexually to the second man.

Often, in an effort to still appear as manly, at least in the eyes of others if not to himself, he will add a degrading but amusing insult to the end of the request. ie "Stir my porridge, bitch" or "Stir my porridge, fruit cake."
When Dick learned that Harry had also screwed Jane, he was overcome with the sense of Harry's manliness. "Stir my porridge, bitch," he said, as lust overcame his usual nature.

The term may originate with the use of the word Porridge as a reference to time spent in prison, or possibly it's occasional use as slang for vagina or pussy.
by Areiveaducci December 3, 2010
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porridge

To bide your time for revenge.

Just a as oats sets when cooled and is easier to eat, so is a clmly and long calculated vengence with no recorse.
Common proverb "porridge is best served cold"

"Dakota waited three years to venge his fathers death, it was porridge"

"Porridge! i tell ya, porridge!. Dont do it now, wait for it, you want it to be sweeter dont you?, the crab can wait"
by LittleJonny April 4, 2004
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cartridge

the activation word for ttjhhh-ttcke-ttcko
cartridge! ttjhhh-ttcke-ttcko
by also chaffe April 8, 2003
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Porridge Pounder

Porridge Pounder is a dark oatmeal stout created by Black Iron brewery for those darring enough to drink this bitter beer.
That Porridge Pounder is going to knock you on your ass.
by Black Iron Brewery March 4, 2010
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porridge eater

a poor person; someone who can only afford to eat porridge
stupid porridge eater, can't pay the bills
by porridgefan December 14, 2010
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porridge

a great deal of money, not the change in your pocket, but a big wad.
Drinks are on me, i gots the porridge.

She just digs my porridge.
by Percy Reno November 19, 2004
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