safer parsnips

A phrase describing concentrating on a small positive while ignoring a massive downside.

If the sun went out we would have safer parsnips because there would be no sunlight to activate the chemicals in their leaves.

by EpicGamers0417 June 18, 2025

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ryan christian parsons

Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group

P1: Who’s that screaming?

P2: It’s definitely Ryan Christian Parsons , he’s always fucking around.

by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020

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Bianca (no middle name) Parsons

Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is a monkey. Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is also a volleyball lover and she punches it every chance she gets. She looks good in pig tails. She hates love and she won’t date till she’s 30.

Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is a monkey

by Tiny Timothy February 15, 2024

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