padophile

an Apple fanboi obsessed with buying the iPad. he or she creams their jeans constantly at the thought of having a giant iPhone with no camera and nothing but iPhone apps 9 inches across.

Did you hear about Scotty? closet Padophile, he bought one and didn't tell his wife.

by fleemsleem April 2, 2010

Pedophilia Rapeasaurus

Someone who uses a fake girls profile to cyber sex online.

Damn i should of known Kim was really a pedophilia rapeasaurus

by Randomxhumor May 1, 2011

Pedophile locks

Locks, commonly found on public bathrooms, which can easily be opened from the outside with a coin.

I wanna go to the toilet but I can't do it here coz they have pedophile locks.

by WatchingTVHavingAPee September 8, 2009

Reverse Pedophile

When a Child fuck an Adult without the adult consent or liking(i.e. Child rapes and hunts down adults)

Clare is a Reverse Pedophile because she like raping older men and women.

by PopACase June 5, 2018

Pedophile

An adult who likes to be the punching bag in prison for not keeping it in their pants on a playground.

Did you see what the inmates did to that new pedophile?

by Karma the Bitch November 16, 2020

pedophilia

a sickness where a person is attracted to children instead of adults. A favorite spot for them is the internet where they can attempt to meet children on internet message boards and chat rooms. Also usually a history of pedophilia runs in the family.

sal was caught talking to a 13 year old on myspace. he was treated for mental health issues and jailed for pedophilia.

by vitales September 17, 2007

brent is a pedophile and incest loving jewish bitch

Brent Austin Miller (terrorist) from Lytton, Iowa fucked tiffany johnson also from Lytton Iowa when she was 13 and he was 18 and then again when he was 19 and then he took his sister to her senior prom and tried to get laid........he succeeded he also has a gay ass jewfro and a small dick that didnt please tiffany or his sister.

brent is a pedophile and incest loving jewish bitch doesnt add up to nick's fingers

by chandlerjepsen11 September 30, 2012