Pasadena Poo Plug

When one person opens a gaping wound in their sexual partner's body, and then proceeds to defecate in the wound. After defecation, that same person fucks the shit-filled, gaping wound.

Steve: "Why do you have a fever, Rajdeep? And what's that smell?"
Rajdeep: "Oh man! I just got a Pasadena Poo Plug yesterday...do you have any tissues? What about some Tylenol?"

by rnonk December 22, 2008

Soft Parade

A soft parade is a very slow blow job, typically including enthusiastic encouragement.

I hope there's a Santa Claus at the end of this soft parade.

by Apocellipse August 23, 2014

Pasadena

(Pasadena, Md.) The most horrible place one could ever live. It's incredibly boring since there is nothing at all to do besides smoke weed and sit around and maybe go to McDonalds or the even more riveting- Pops (local gas stations that is known for selling to minors). Pasadena is the land of rednecks, white gangsters(who are not gangster at all), and bitchy preps. Many of the population owns a boat, but dosen't go anywhere or do anything on the boat. There are no fun partys- just small get togethers where everyone proceeds to get fucked up over 2 beers or a twisted tea. Any good person would want to get the hell out of here before there absorbed into this hell.

Carlos- hey wanna go to a party in Pasadena?
Tony - Hell no man, ide rather not have two natural lights then get hit on by a 13 year old.

by horshkaba January 18, 2011

Pasadena High School

Pasadena High School is one of the most hype schools you’ll ever see. It is extremely diverse, ranging from rich white kids to bloods and crips. The sports teams aren’t even that trash, hell even their football team plays at the Rose Bowl. They got this hella good dance team that kills it everything they have a show and the boys basketball team is D1! Everywhere you’ll go smells like weed and there are parties thrown every weekend. The school extremely hype, Blueface baby even showed up.

Pasadena has a billion private schools because the white parents don’t wanna have there kids go to a “ghetto” school, but the only reason pasadena school district is broke is because these private schools steal their students.

Pasadena high is not a school, it’s a family and you should just be jealous you don’t go there.

Some pasadena high school kid is throwing a kickback this week, wanna come?

by aintnosnitch January 7, 2019

Pacide

a racist 17 year old playing roblox gang games, and saying goofy shit like 'chewed, ate,slay'

''yo pacide got banned again'' ''W''-

by blackmonke April 20, 2022

Pasadena

A place in Maryland where all anybody drinks is Miller lite (because that's all anyone can afford) and all anyone drives is ford f150s (because otherwise you're gay.) Beautiful in its own way, Pasadena locals spend their time smoking weed in the Wendy's parking lot or spray painting racial slurs on abandoned buildings. As it's highscools are terrible, only 20% of its residents hold college degrees, yet a shocking 50% own boats. Typically, boat owners enjoy such aquatic activities as smoking weed and drinking Miller lite. If owning a boat is outside your budget (if you live here, it probably is,) you can spend your time at the Texas Roadhouse, where it takes at least 3 days to get seated at a table.

Cletus: Hey skeeter, wanna go hang out with Michael?
Skeeter: No, that fag lives in Severna park
Cletus: Oh right, I forgot. Let's go drink outside Wendy's instead like we do here in Pasadena
Skeeter: Sounds good!

by Severna Park is for fags May 11, 2018

ParaDew

A meme streamer who makes the same jokes everyday

Person 1: "Hey ParaDew" is live! Person 2: "HOOO LEEE I can't wait to sayJoel!"

by CEO of ParaCells November 24, 2022