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Someone who isn't smart.

It's logical because potatoes aren't smart.
Michael: Jordan you are a potato.

Jordan: haha Michael you are funny!
potato by NIESMAN September 9, 2014
Also known as a spirit animal for many people.
My spirit animal is a potato and it is also a banana's spirit animal too.
Potato by Do a barrel role May 26, 2017
The worlds greatest source of food, so delicious, and has many variants. For example; potato cakes, fries (or chips), baked and many more
John: "What's this, it tastes amazing"
Bob: "Potato"
Potato by SexyBeast123 April 3, 2015
po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
Potato by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016
po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
Potato by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016
po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
Potato by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016