Poster Cock

When you have a poster of a really hot guy on your wall and you're caressing him as if he was a real person, but in reality it's just a poster!

Darlene: "I love this David Beckham poster. I'd tap that. (stroking the poster)"

Suzanne: "Wow, you're really loving that poster cock."

by lastxmas January 19, 2009

postdicamint

n. One or more mints consumed shortly after giving a blowjob.

Opposite of predicamint.

Mary: "I sucked his dick off, then I had a postdicamint."

John: "She totally needed a postdicamint after sucking my cock. She had mad dick breath"

by WhoseAudiIsThat July 12, 2010

Posterior Motive

Posterior meaning buttocks, the phrase is derived from the phrase "ulterior motives". The phrase refers to a male being phony twords the opposite sex with the intentions of sexual Intercourse.

Seeing a male explaining any of the following to a female could be seen as having Posterior Motives: "I'm different than the other guys", "I love poetry!", "I think you look great with no makeup" "I think you are so unique" ect ect.

by LilBobbySaget September 6, 2013

Postest

When some protests something using posts.

On Facebook people postested me for being a troll.

by SRJ DOOM May 2, 2014

Potted

1. The midpoint between attractive and munted.
2. Average looking , nothing special.

Guy1. Wait wasn't she munted though.
Guy2. Nah she wasn't , just potted

by M.O'queef May 25, 2016

Potted

1. The midpoint between attractive and munted.
2. Average looking , nothing special.

Guy1. Wait wasn't she munted though.
Guy2. Nah she wasn't , just potted

by M.O'queef May 25, 2016

Potted

Sent from off bail into immediate custody or remanded into prison custody

Depends if you get suspended sentence or are potted mate

by Junglëjim October 15, 2017