Getting your nuts out of the pond

Getting your nuts out of the pond refers to the act of losing your virginity or having sexual intercorse. This phrase is typically used by sexually active men in an attempt to frustrate and mess with younger men.

Gino: Now that you transferred out of that all-boys school, you need to talk to chicks and start getting your nuts out of the pond.

Jake: Ok! I know! Leave me alone.

by ScepticalSapien August 25, 2021

man pond

The combination of a man's duck butter and swamp ass.

The only thing you could smell was his man pond

by bearface July 22, 2004

minnesota shrimp pond

The sexual act of jizzing in your partners belly button, and soaking your balls in such man gravy, then having your partner lick the man chowder off your balls.

My girlfriend ate my minnesota shrimp pond last night, I wont even let her breath my way now.

by madmitch612 January 17, 2011

dove pond

the female reproductive system.

I fingered her up the dove pond.

by zeben515 July 31, 2009

pug in my pond

a short ugly dick in my vagina. see defintion #2 pond

The guy at the bar looked pretty hot but the 'pug in my pond' that night was less than memorable.

by p0nk October 1, 2007

Pure As Pond Ice

To live a pure bred hockey lifestyle, doing good for your community and the greatest sport on earth.

Why would I want to be a gongshow when I could be Pure As Pond Ice?

by pureaspondice December 18, 2011

James Pond

A man who prefersto have sexual intercourse with french men while in a pond.

Im Pond, James Pond

by Jared Livingston November 11, 2013