Playing the Browns in the super bowl

to go take a dump ,needing to go #2

Hey were did you disapear to ?
I was playing the Browns in the super bowl .
Did you win ?
yes but they came out hard and fast in the first half, but I had wiped them out by the end .

by mattp November 9, 2005

playing center field

the romantic and sexual pursuit of middle aged women.

Girls my own age have always been intimidated by me, but I've had much more success after I started playing center field.

by assmurderer September 13, 2011

playing the cavern

To give a woman oral sex.

My girlfriend seemed to enjoy it when I played the cavern last night.

by Pete November 10, 2004

playing the D.J

A woman masturbating.

"your watching fight club! when i get home i dont want to catch you playing the D.J!"

by jkrych February 5, 2008

playing with channy

spending time with your girlfriend instead of your mates. being under the thumb. no stick.

"hey luke, you comin out tonight?"
"nah, i'm playing with channy"

"hey luke what did you get up to on the weekend?"
"friday night i had to work, sat night i played with channy"

"nah sorry guys i can't come out on the weekend, i'm booked in to play with channy"

"corn chips has fully got me under the thumb"

by Disgruntled Friend May 17, 2008

playing for the win

when playing domination on call of duty - world at war and you have very few kills. you aren't playing to get kills, you are playing for the win.

Scott: Dude, Ross, tough game, huh?
Ross: Nah brah, I'm playing for the win.

by tayzee March 10, 2009

playing the beegees

masturbating

"Scott was playing the beegees so hard last night!"

by JosephStalinIII November 5, 2009