Pinterest

If yoga pants and became sentient and developed a society, it would operate entirely off this website.

What? Pinterest still exists?!?

by JimmothyTT April 17, 2019

Painter's Palette

A method of shaving one's balls where a deposit of shaving cream is kept on the thigh for the shaver to grab from as needed to relather his balls.

Person #1: Man, shaving my balls in the shower was such a mess until I heard about the painter's palette. Now I can selectively apply the shaving cream to my balls!

Person #2: Wait, what?

by rock_lobster January 27, 2010

Painters Period

Also known as painters PMS, A condition where Half assed lazy crybaby painters go out of their way to make excuses not to work, The simplest of things can cause a chain reaction effect that will drawl in ridiculous conspiracy theories, political views, or Obama minority free program frustrations that may single-handedly and a working day. The only none remedy is smoking the reefer, Or what is known as a trip to the paint store.

It's that time of the day again ricks on his painters period.

By wearing his shades in the dark no one will ever pick up that he is on his painters period prescription.

In case I'm a painters period, never make eye contact, never talk democratic political views, never ever deny middle-age man his gaming privileges.

by Mr Magoe October 14, 2014

Pointer

A pointer is a data type in many programming languages such as C++, they are basically references to other variables location in memory. Pointers were created to annoy, confuse and make programmers jobs harder.

The pointer points to the pointer that points to the thing that is not a pointer that is pointed to.

by WarningMinecraftIncluded June 2, 2019

taint-painter

The antonym of a no-wipe. When you take a shit and it's so messy, you find yourself scrubbing your taint clean because it's been painted brown.

Me: "Hey Dave, I just had the opposite of a no-wiper this morning. I had myself a taint-painter. I had to shower afterwards."

Dave: "That's awesome."

by j0hnnyscene July 17, 2011

Ten pointer

The man pleasures himself from a distance away from the woman. He then cums into the woman's pussy. Hence, making a ten pointer

That video was a good way to teach you how to make a ten pointer!

by Jacaranda1027 March 1, 2017

Karis pointer

Karis is the type of bitch to pick a fight for no reason. She’s irrelevant as hell but seems to think everyone knows her (they definitely don’t). Karis is ghetto as fuck and thinks she’s black even though she look like a ghost. This hoe has never been anywhere near the hood but seems to think shes living in it. She does her “edges” with gel that makes her face crusty. Karis is all talk. She’ll say “watch dis ima rock her shit” and then throw a weak ass hit and miss (yeah i watched it happen shit was funny as hell). Karis is the most ratchet bitch you’ll ever meet. She spits when she talks and smells fishy. She probably hasn’t showered in four months considering the amount of crust in her hair. Karis spreads her legs for anyone but they never come back for more because she has a stinky coochie. Some people might call her a stank ass hoe. She wears crop tops regularly and lets her rolls hang out with her crooked ass belly button piercing showing. She thinks her ass and titties are fat but it’s only because the rest of her is also fat. Her pointy ass chin makes her look like an elf. Karis pointer is a synonym for white trash. If you ever meet Karis Pointer, run like hell in the opposite direction (but kick her in the coochie first).

“Oh my god you fucked Karis pointer too??”
“Yeah that bitch coochie looks like dry roast beef yet somehow stunk like fish. She smell dirty as fuck.”
“I know right! I hate Karis pointer.”

or

“Did you see Karis pointer try to hit that girl?”
“Yeah she missed by a foot! Pathetic as hell.”

by t.drizzy21 October 31, 2019