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Pittspeed

A Message Forum in Which OG PittRacing Fans have Migrated and the forum has become Pittspeed.
Pittspeed is a Message Forum for Pittsburgh Area Car Enthusiasts.
There is hardly any Automotive topics and it is mainly used just to flame other members.
yet Pittspeed supplies over 100's of videos and over 1200 Pictures of event coverage.
"That asshole on Pittspeed just told me to DIAF!"
"That PewterSS Guy on Pittspeed can hardly type a full sentance."
"Pittspeed is a great forum for Automotive topics."
by Samual L Jackson September 22, 2005
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pittsburgh plate job

A sexual act in which an individual lies prostrate on the ground while holding a piece of plate glass directly above his or her face, and while gripping it so as to create a flat surface in relation to the ground, another individual proceeds to defecate upon it. Some cases may also call for the feces to be smeared or squashed onto the glass using the buttocks and genitals and resulting in more artistic approach to this time-honored pennsylvanian tradition, which was first introduced by the amish in the early 18th century.

(This is notably similar to the glass bottom boat, with exception to the necessity of a coffee table and indicative only of an action concerning plate glass and shitting. Usage of the term usually denotes a higher level of mobility and/or lower social/financial stature than that of "glass boat" clientele).

Also note: In the absence of any plate glass, a welder's mask is often substituted for this application.
Fearing that his wife might become suspicious of a shit-stench on his clothing, the buisinessman opted for a pittsburgh plate job while attending the whorehouse.
by CzHole May 16, 2008
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Pittsburgh Pine Tree

The term is best defined in a professional, grammatically correct manner.

Nautical Three Step Process:

1.) The first step is the man neglecting the use of a condom for the sexual interaction.

2.) The female then acknowledges to the man that she currently has razor burn around the proximity of her vagina. This consequently results in the man paying a quick visit to his garage before his female partner leaves the room. He gathers sand paper and rubber cement. The man scratches off many of the sand particles from the paper by utilizing his fathers metal filer, and flakes them onto his previously rubber cement-lathered cock rocket. He then hoists his britches up and heads back into the bedroom to embark on his latest and greatest expedition of manimalness.

3.) He crash lands his gritty cocket ship into the meat curtains of his girlfriends razor burned vagina and then pours Sapphire Bombay Gin on it. And Bill Paxton watches while eating two Granola Bars.
Gunther from Minnesota: "Jesus Christ was that sound I just heard... a hot rod burning out in gravel?"

Hans from Minnesota: "No that was a manimal about 300 miles away giving a girl the Pittsburgh Pine Tree."
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Pittsburgh

A city of around 300,000 in southwestern Pennsylvania. Though once an industrial headquarters and a synonym for "dirty, polluted shithole," Pittsburgh has re-invented itself with the advent of technology, healthcare, financial services, and skilled trades. Pittsburgh has been named one of the top 10 cleanest cities in America, and is on track to become the #1 cleanest in less than a decade. Relocation to Pittsburgh is increasing, with the low cost of living being a big draw.

Residents of Pittsburgh fall under two extremes. If you go up to a stranger on the street and talk to them, they'll either talk to you as if they've been your best friend for 40 years, or like you just murdered their puppy with a butterknife.

Unfortunately, since technical and white-collar jobs are on the rise, blue-collar jobs in Pittsburgh are on the decline, and companies have re-located over the years. This means that unemployment, though not as bad as in Central PA, is a problem. If you don't have certain skills/training, a college degree, or preferably both, Pittsburgh is going to be a difficult place to live. This is a very sore subject with a lot of long-time residents, many of whom are either out of work or doing jobs that they're overqualified for. This leads to a lot of bitterness and hostility, meaning that a conversation with a native yinzer usually ends with them insulting you, your masculinity, where you're from, what you do for a living, or all of the above.
PittsburghYinzer: "Go fuck yourself you stupid whiny Millenial. I bet my wife could beat the shit out of your pansy New York ass."

Me: "Sorry dude, can't stay and chat. I've got to get to work. Unfortunately some of us still have jobs. And by the way I'm from Boston."
by angelfire October 12, 2017
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pittsburgh steelers

The team that never has any whiners or prettyboys. They always give 100%, and that is thanks to their coaches and owners. Dominating the 1970's and staying strong until today and forevermore, the fans will never lose faith in this team.

Also the team that the Terrible Towel was made for.
by Young Sun January 18, 2006
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Pittsburgh Steelers

the best damn team in the land....
Big Ben to Hines Ward touchdown Pittsburgh steelers
by "Hey" January 8, 2006
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pittsburgh penguins

a nhl hockey team that always takes up the first couple picks in the draft by sucking terribly during the season. have great potential in sidney crosby, evgeni malkin, and jordan staal and could possibly one of the best hockey teams in a few years or so.
"Hey who got the first pick this year?"

"Pittsburgh Penguins"

"Again?!"
by clint bauer June 30, 2006
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