perkin

A perkin is a modern person, likely born in 1987 or later, who campaigns against or complains about most founding principles and mechanisms supporting Western society. A perkin is the exact opposite of a hard working blue collar worker employed in a traditional industry such as a power plant or construction. A perkin might commonly work in jobs that most people born before 1987 don't even know exist. Additionally, a perkin will campaign against mostly everything and fight, vociferously, for the rights of every single minority on the planet, even to the detraction of themselves and their own culture. Extreme perkins will go as far as attempting to claim they are from a minority culture that they are not in fact from nor, in fact, have no connection to.
Etymology: The "son" portion of "person" is phallicratic and therefore is replaced with the asexual "kin", thus person becomes perkin.

I was driving on Wilshire and two perkins cut me up on their goddam e-bikes!

We had another blackout, yesterday. Ever since the perkins and their eco-campaign had the power plant shut down, the electricity supply has been super sketchy.

I was chillin' in my backyard with some buddies and a stack of beers. Suddenly, the perkins next door were complaining that the country music we were playing on my cousin's boombox was racist and phallicratic!

by BlueCollar69 June 4, 2023

Perkin It

Popularized by The BIG A.K., “Perkin It” can be used is various situations to express displeasure in one’s actions

The BIG AK - “Yo B stop perkin it”
Person 2 - “What the hell is perkin it”
The BIG AK - “…….”
Person 2 - “…….”
The BIG AK - “Word to folk n fam B pipe down”

by baba goura May 9, 2024

parkinsised

Parkinisised means to have severe tremors

Bren:*is holding a flashlight while his hands shake*
Jude:who ever is holding this flashlight is severely parkinsised

by anonymous April 11, 2024

Perskins

the chips that are made from the cut foreskins of circumcised children and sold for consumption (recycling!)

Person 1: oh yeah we do actually have Perskins. i forgot.
Person 2: Perskins? Yuck, villain. Never would I darken the door frame of my mouth with such vile and dirty morsels such as "the Perskins" You keep nasty chips.
Person 1: Alright then, I'll just put them back.
Person 2: I'll take 5.
Person 1: Ker-ching.

by Doxii October 12, 2024

Parkinsons Piercing

When you get such a butched piercing job that it might as well have been done by someone who has a neurological disorder and can't sit still.

"My piercing got infected because they messed up the process."
"I see how bad that looks. Nice Parkinsons Piercing."

by MangoAphro November 2, 2025

Parkinson's law

Parkinson's law states that "work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion". In the context of time management, this means that if you allocate a week for a task that could realistically be done in a few hours, it will likely take the entire week to complete, leading to inefficiency and procrastination.

I thought I could knock out that report in a couple of hours, but thanks to Parkinson's law, I ended up stretching it over the whole week just because I had the time.

by Emotional Cruiser November 4, 2025

Keyboard Parkinson's

A disease transmitted electronically that affects, almost exclusively, young, immature females. It is characterized by repetition of (usually) the last letter of random words in a message, as if the infected does not have good motor control. Most often seen in texts and on Facebook.

Girl: "omggg i saw Justin Bieberrrrrrrr!!! (:"
Guy: "It looks like you have Keyboard Parkinson's, you should get that checked out."

by baconmeister July 14, 2011