Xander: Bro, Miranda is so hot. I would pay good money to hook up with her.
Grayson: Nah man, big Pete got with her last week and said she's got a Kentucky Pencil Sharpener. He's been icing his junk ever since.
Xander: God damn...
Grayson: Nah man, big Pete got with her last week and said she's got a Kentucky Pencil Sharpener. He's been icing his junk ever since.
Xander: God damn...
by Ichabod's_Cumslave May 18, 2016
Get the Kentucky Pencil Sharpener mug.1.Japanese for penguin
2.a cuter way of saying penguin
3.what happens when a lazy person types penguin
2.a cuter way of saying penguin
3.what happens when a lazy person types penguin
example 1: "mami! PENGIN!"
example 2: "aww kawaii pengin! ^^"
example 3: "ye dude i sw tht pengin ystrdy 2"
example 2: "aww kawaii pengin! ^^"
example 3: "ye dude i sw tht pengin ystrdy 2"
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SUZIE: "Oh wow did you see the penis on that guy?!"
MICHELLE: "Uh, sis, it was a penial implant. Sorry to burst your bubble"
FRED: "That guy had to go get a penial implant so he could pleasure his wife."
MICHELLE: "Uh, sis, it was a penial implant. Sorry to burst your bubble"
FRED: "That guy had to go get a penial implant so he could pleasure his wife."
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Almost completely obsolete, considering most people in need of something to write with will opt to use mechanical pencils or pens instead. #2 pencils don't have too much priority over the above choices, but they are still used for "Fill-in-the-bubble" quizzes in schools around the country. A #2 pencil given to a student for a quiz will often be oversharpened by the teacher and used as a weapon. It may also feature bite marks from a previous student or a stupid eraser that doesn't work right.
Newer #2 pencils have modified lead, so lead posioning is no longer a concern. Feel free to eat your pencils.
It's a little known fact that #2 pencils are actually much better than #1 pencils. Sure, the #1 pencil got more girls than the #2 pencil did in high school, and the #1 pencil got signed by a multimillion dollar record company, but the #1 pencil suffers from a drug abuse problem and a lack of friends. The #2 pencil is just fine with being average.
Almost completely obsolete, considering most people in need of something to write with will opt to use mechanical pencils or pens instead. #2 pencils don't have too much priority over the above choices, but they are still used for "Fill-in-the-bubble" quizzes in schools around the country. A #2 pencil given to a student for a quiz will often be oversharpened by the teacher and used as a weapon. It may also feature bite marks from a previous student or a stupid eraser that doesn't work right.
Newer #2 pencils have modified lead, so lead posioning is no longer a concern. Feel free to eat your pencils.
It's a little known fact that #2 pencils are actually much better than #1 pencils. Sure, the #1 pencil got more girls than the #2 pencil did in high school, and the #1 pencil got signed by a multimillion dollar record company, but the #1 pencil suffers from a drug abuse problem and a lack of friends. The #2 pencil is just fine with being average.
Billy: "Teacher, why do we have to use #2 pencils for these tests?"
Teacher: "Because the robots that read and grade the tests can only smell the lead used in a #2 pencil. Go back to your seat"
Teacher: "Because the robots that read and grade the tests can only smell the lead used in a #2 pencil. Go back to your seat"
by .Mikael October 5, 2009
Get the #2 Pencil mug.After you turn in your application for early decision you are accepted, denied or defered. When you are defered you have to wait tell march to here from that school so you application status is pending. Basically its there as cruel and unusual punishment. As your friends get in your application continues to say Pending. When you are supposed to here sometime in march and its the 21 and you havent heard pending becomes the worst word in the dictionary.
Your application status: Pending
It's pending on whether or not im gonna get pissed for waiting so long.
Q. What is the first thing you think when you here the word pending?
A. FUCK
John: success!!! i finally got the first layer of the rubiks cube done
BOB: nice, those things frustrate me almost as much as the word pending
It's pending on whether or not im gonna get pissed for waiting so long.
Q. What is the first thing you think when you here the word pending?
A. FUCK
John: success!!! i finally got the first layer of the rubiks cube done
BOB: nice, those things frustrate me almost as much as the word pending
by 76 March 25, 2007
Get the Pending mug.The act of lying on the ground, by oneself or attached to another person and rolling like a pencil to the left or right whilst remaining as flat as possible. Best attempted in a nightclub, pub, or your local 24hr supermarket.
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