by Dongxxxx6_9long$man$$$ April 10, 2019
someone (usually male, but could be a female with a strap-on)who likes to seek pleasure in either a male or female rectum and move around while doing so.
Did you know that the Hern was such a colon patroller? Shamiqua said she thought she was undergoing exploratory surgery by him last night!
by Big Daddy Hedgehog October 11, 2008
Cleaning up down south, after you have defecated.
Taking a shower or washing up.... after you take a shit.
Taking a shower or washing up.... after you take a shit.
by Aquarawel September 22, 2012
Thot Patrol is the common and funny term for hoe shooters they dont use police tactics but they use WWE submissions to take down thots.
by Saucyboi88 March 20, 2018
Thot Patrol: "BEGONE THOT"
by Incestry.com May 05, 2018
A highly Trained group of male humans, monsters and celestial beings led by the ultimate Thot patroller Korekiyo Shinguichi.
Equip with advanced weaponry, Years of Precise Military Training,and the strongest desire to vanquish all Thots on earth The Thot patroller is the single most powerful task force in the multimeter.
It all started when There was nothing. No Light. No Sound. No Narration. No Nothing.
And then two cosmic entities popped into existence; Blue lightsaber guy and red lightsaber guy.
Blue Lightsaber guy yelled "All women are Queens!" And that have innocence and Protection to the universe.
Red lightsaber guy Responded with "if she breaths she's a THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!" And with that gave the universe primal rage and dedication.
Moments later God came into existence and created the first man and women Adam and Eve.
Everything goes from there until the First Thot Snake convinces Eve to bite into the forbidden fruit and Eve does so.
This pisses off God so much that he cursed all Women to be Thots For all eternity and all men to stop their Thot very.
Skip to 2001 where scientist Jimmy neutron discovers a metal hidden in space called Thorium
He secretly worked on creating a blade made of Thotium That would Vanquish all Thots.
But right then the Thot Lord Tenko Chabashira broke into the lab and killed Jimmy.
Knowing the sword would bring death to all Thots, she hid it deep in the caverns of Kentucky.
Equip with advanced weaponry, Years of Precise Military Training,and the strongest desire to vanquish all Thots on earth The Thot patroller is the single most powerful task force in the multimeter.
It all started when There was nothing. No Light. No Sound. No Narration. No Nothing.
And then two cosmic entities popped into existence; Blue lightsaber guy and red lightsaber guy.
Blue Lightsaber guy yelled "All women are Queens!" And that have innocence and Protection to the universe.
Red lightsaber guy Responded with "if she breaths she's a THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!" And with that gave the universe primal rage and dedication.
Moments later God came into existence and created the first man and women Adam and Eve.
Everything goes from there until the First Thot Snake convinces Eve to bite into the forbidden fruit and Eve does so.
This pisses off God so much that he cursed all Women to be Thots For all eternity and all men to stop their Thot very.
Skip to 2001 where scientist Jimmy neutron discovers a metal hidden in space called Thorium
He secretly worked on creating a blade made of Thotium That would Vanquish all Thots.
But right then the Thot Lord Tenko Chabashira broke into the lab and killed Jimmy.
Knowing the sword would bring death to all Thots, she hid it deep in the caverns of Kentucky.
by ShyGuyTheThotPatroller October 12, 2018
by silverseal September 17, 2011