Panda-Jerk

1. Describes a Female Panda who does not want to give birth exactly when the Channel 4 News Team needs it too.

2. A person who pours and serves Pandas.

3. A person of large stature who has committed any sort of social fo-pa.

"You're ruining my segment, . . . Panda-Jerk!"

"That fat guy just spit in the buffet! Panda-Jerk!"

by Conrad Asshat December 20, 2008

Padilla Bear

n. an extremly nice person to which anybody will instantaly be attracted to, and in some cases maybe even worship. Not to be confused with man whores.

Adam:"Who's that guy?"
John:"I don't know, but he seems to be quite the padilla bear."

by snuffy3000 May 22, 2010

panda people

popular german band

dude, did you see panda people on tv last night?
yeah, their hooklines kick ass big time!

by j_52 August 23, 2010

Panda Car

A police vehicle. So called because they are usually black and white, resembling the fur of a panda. See also, panda.

Slow down man, I think I see a panda car hiding up ahead.

by Rossi October 13, 2005

Padilla money

Having an abundant amount of money. Similar to baller status.

How did you buy that Corvette? It must be nice having that "Padilla money".

by The real "SUX2BU" February 16, 2008

Anthony Padilla

The awesomest guy ever and the creater of the best show on the internet along with Ian!

OMG, Anthony Padilla is so hot!

by Artemis Chase October 2, 2011

paddington bear

A term used by people in the construction industry, specifically estimators. It is used to describe someone who sends too much material on purpose to ensure that he never comes up short on material.

That Bernie sure is a paddington bear.

by ben_waballs December 24, 2008