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Opposition Defiant Disorder

A "disorder" found in kids (mostly). Here are the symptoms:

# often loses temper
# often argues with adults
# often actively defies or refuses to comply with adults' requests or rules
# often deliberately annoys people
# often blames others for his or her mistakes or misbehavior
# is often touchy or easily annoyed by others
# is often angry and resentful
# is often spiteful or vindictive

Pft! It's not a disorder, just bad parenting.
OMG! Honey, look at this article on ODD! It turns out our little obnoxious shit, Billy, is actually THE VICTIM here; of a horrible disorder! Poor Billy!! :\
by DR January 27, 2005
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opportunkitty

An opportunity to get some pussy, using "kitty" to describe that good-good.
I went to the club last night and had an opportunkitty to smash this Ho, but she was so sloppy I decided to bounce and go home with a carne asada burrito instead.
by GlazeHer July 23, 2016
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oppononce

a being of a young age whomst iseth attracted to those of an elderly age

like 60 or sank

the opposite of a nonce
erin is an oppononce
by bigglebogglethotty May 20, 2019
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Opposite Day

When it’s like how it is, but opposite.
Aviel: *hitting Ethan with a belt*
Ethan: *blindfolded*
Matthew: It’s like Opposite Day!
by Sanjobanjo August 4, 2019
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Once for a lifetime opportunity

When the chance arises to do something illegal you've always wanted to but you unfortunately know it would likely get you a lifetime sentence in prison.
Jim: "Hey I was stopped at a pedestrian crossing and then of all people I see my boss, walking out in front of me. I could've flattened him."
Bob: "Too bad you passed up on a once for a lifetime opportunity."
by JimBobstro October 21, 2008
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The Ogden Opposition

When a guy likes a girl and does everything in his power no matter how strange, stubborn or ridiculous, to keep the attention of said girl to himself even if she isn't interested in him or is just a huge flirt and everyone knows it. This can often manifest itself in awkward and confrontasional situations.
Guy to friend: did you see john last night? He wasted the whole party playing the Ogden opposition to keep jane all to himself but she's totally not into him.
by Lnnvnhllywd November 4, 2009
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oppos

Short for operations. Used when going to a party where people will be getting hammered and you have to be very low key.
Hey lets go run those keg oppos up in cedar village!
by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee July 15, 2009
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