Cage Match

Competition against your opponent to post pictures of Nicolas Cage in unsuspecting places.

Inspired by a "Cage Match" posted on Imgur between a mother and her daughter

Use of images from the subreddit: r/onetruegod (All Hail Nicolas Cage!) is strongly encouraged.

I've had an Cage match going on between me and my buddy for a long time, he made my shit my pants when I went to the bathroom and there was a picture of him on each piece of toilet paper.

by kahn9891 May 6, 2013

Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

by Max February 21, 2009

the carpet matches the drapes

Hair and Pubes Must Match...DUH!

Hey baby...Do you know that the carpet matches the drapes?

by The Boy Who fucked your girl January 19, 2018

Light some matches

(Verb): To hang out with friends; chill in' out, maxin', relaxin'.

Bored today, someone hit me up so we can light some matches.

Call the cell if anyone wants to light a match tonight.

by Johnny Appl3s33d July 27, 2014

Indiana boxing match

When two or more overweight people are participating in sex, the two slap their fat, saggy, tits onto each other as if they were boxing.

"Boy, last night was great. After eating at McDonalds, Stacy And I fucked and we Indiana boxing matched each other. I won."

by blast attack August 20, 2016

"light the match" song

The song you play as you light the match and walk away from a world you're destroying...as you walk away the world you once knew is bursting into flames behind you, typically in Slow-Mo and only the weak look back.

("light the match" ) is an original term created by Melissa Lewis ™ all rights reserved.)

and i quote... (Venice Venture) by Big Wild is my "light the match" song.

by mroselewis December 6, 2019

Caps Lock Match

A screaming match that is written/typed. As in an instant messenger conversation.

Caps Lock Match

Sareena: YOU NEVER COME HOME!
Megan: I LIVE TOO FAR AWAY!

by Ashegan McDonald March 22, 2009