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fuck pole

A term, generally reserved for sexually explicit stories, relating to the male penis.
Gary took his fuck pole and gave Suzy the night of her life.
by PJC October 2, 2002
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Totem Pole

A vernacular term for the 2mg bar shaped Xanax (alprazolam) tablets used and abused by teens & adults alike.
Yo, you need any footballs? No, but I'll take some Totem Poles if you got 'em.

or

That girl just ate 3 Totem Poles, she's not gonna remember shit tomorrow.
by snaker02 June 19, 2009
mugGet the Totem Polemug.

Pole smoker

Any of the the genus homosexualhomosapien in which a male performs felacio on another male. Also see weiner whiffer,peter puffer,bone smuggler,butt pirate,cock gobbler,turd burgaler and ass clown.
Sean Penn and all the French are pole smokers.
by Oogalie Boogalie April 15, 2003
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The North Pole

This fun and cool little act is quite the tasty move if your girl really likes you. It starts by having your girl give you a blow job with ice in her mouth, the half moon shape tends to work the best. Once you get nice and hard you start to hump her chest, you know titty fuck!! While you are humping away have your girl insert some ice into your chocolate starfish. The finishing touch is putting your snow on her face!
I was really feeling the summer heat one night and had Tammy give me the North Pole, wheeeew that sure did cool me off!!!!
by Fire John Fox October 30, 2009
mugGet the The North Polemug.

Pole Rider

a slut who likes to bop on dick
Jasmine was a pole rider last night when she bopped on Jim Foust's dick.
by Pole Rider January 16, 2008
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pleasure pole

"his pleasure pole was only one fuckin inch, i'd say it was more of a pin than a pole"
by max May 2, 2005
mugGet the pleasure polemug.

Up the pole

To pull out the blicky/gun(to arm yourself with your firearm)
Imma be getting head and still ‘up the pole’.
by Isaac_Hunt00 October 24, 2020
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