option Sam

A scenario in which 2 buttholes are available. You then use one for a pocket and one for normal operation's. Your pocket should be held in with a butt plug(obviously)

Friend 1: Fuck where am I gunna put my shmeckles?

Friend 2: Just go with ‘option Sam’ gurl

by Jajabinksjaja January 28, 2025

Optional: Start Smacking Backs Out Here

Optional: Start Smacking Backs Out Here

Optional: Start Smacking Backs Out Here

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

Option C

Cocaine

i just ripped so much option C i don’t even know my middle name bro

by yo.its.furk February 8, 2026

Oating

to have fun and enjoy other's company without being an insufferable ass

I love oating, it's a great way to spend my time with friends.

by morezucchini June 30, 2025

Better Option?

A board game that consists of a persons life in shambles. Activities include running from police, dating younger homosexual men, calling off work, getting completely wasted and high, proceeding to drive home wasted and high, and mispronouncing words and creating incomplete sentences.

Gee guys, I feel pretty shitty about my life. Let's play "Better Option?" so we don't feel so bad about ourselves.

by AberFitch1220 March 2, 2009

edit options

Publish
Don't publish
I don't know

You have three edit options 1 publish 2 don't publish and 3 i don't know

by snoopsdoggs October 23, 2011

exit-ortion

The retailers practice of trying to extract donations, often for unknown charities, from customers at the checkout -

"would you like to make a contribution to .... today?".

The cashier tried asked for an exit-ortion donation at the checkout.

by bamca July 25, 2017