Normal White American Citizen (Pointing to a brand new BMW): Wow! That's a nice car you've got there!
Redneck (Pointing to an old rusty pickup truck): Nope. That right there is a purty nascar.
Redneck (Pointing to an old rusty pickup truck): Nope. That right there is a purty nascar.
by hlposerpwner May 9, 2011
Get the NASCAR mug.A "sport" revolved around building cars and going in circles, ovals, whatever. The thing that makes NASCAR such a nonsport is that you use a fucking CAR. There is no specific talent that is required in NASCAR, you are depending on a CAR and you get mechanics to do that for you. So really all you are doing is driving for 6 hours. Woop dee doo, I've driven a car longer. Stop being a wuss.
If NASCAR is a sport then walking is a sport as long as it is in competition. After all you are exerting energy, using technique, and working out to keep in shape. So if you think walking is a sport. Then sure, NASCAR is a sport too.
If NASCAR is a sport then walking is a sport as long as it is in competition. After all you are exerting energy, using technique, and working out to keep in shape. So if you think walking is a sport. Then sure, NASCAR is a sport too.
"Damn, I missed lap 156-167, did I miss anything important?" "No, they are still doing the same thing that they were doing on lap 1-156."
by GardenState July 2, 2005
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The redneck, white trash version of auto racing. You have to be 100% trash to think this is true racing: A bunch of losers driving around in an OVAL with soft banked turns. For the love of God you ignorant inbred bastards, watch F1 or IRC to have an idea what a REAL car race is like.
I'd bet my house that any of the "pilots" of NASCAR would get his lard ass handed to him at either of those series.
I'd bet my house that any of the "pilots" of NASCAR would get his lard ass handed to him at either of those series.
by NASCAR is for rednecks July 25, 2004
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by potweedope February 22, 2009
Get the nascar mug.Any fan of the Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks. Can easily be spotted by their hilariously gaudy NASCAR themed clothing, the NASCAR stickers with which they emblazon their overpowered vehicles, their overly aggressive driving, their mustaches (on both men and women) and their eyes, which are unnaturally close together due to inbreeding. They tend to parrot right wing views but can rarely be bothered to actually vote.
by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005
Get the nascar knuckledragger mug.The reason most nascar fans are republican is you have to be a moron to enjoy watching cars drives in circles.
by Juan Gomez May 10, 2005
Get the nascar mug.A so-called sport in which the most physical activity involved is turning the steering wheel left for four hours. That's all there is to it, no skill whatsoever. And if the driver turns right, a crash occurs.
Highly favored by the lower class redneck person, who would rather spend his tax return on getting into the Daytona 500 and watching rednecks drive their billboard-cover cars in an oval than buy some decent clothing for his/her family.
Highly favored by the lower class redneck person, who would rather spend his tax return on getting into the Daytona 500 and watching rednecks drive their billboard-cover cars in an oval than buy some decent clothing for his/her family.
by Deathgrind > you January 1, 2008
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