Top notch pussy

1.Really good vagina
2. Uncommonly fantastic vagina both in taste and comfort
3. The kind of vagina i want in my life.

It turns out about three strokes in I realized she had top notch pussy

by Adding Skills June 6, 2018

its nerf or nothing

The act of shooting your genitals with a nerf gun.

Person: ITS NERF OR NOTHING
1 second later
Person: EAGHHHHHHHHHH

by Coolcool2 January 27, 2021

notchcode

Badly written code, usually code thrown together and made to work.

Minecraft is the biggest example of notchcode

for (int i=0; i < 1; ++i)

by AnonGUI January 19, 2011

nothingface

Best Band there is, was, and ever will be. They formed back in 1995 and kicked ass, performing at live shows, thrashing, and they also had a melodic side to their music also. They released Five kickass albums but right after they finished the fifth one they called it quits. All of Nothingface's fans (i.e. Me)were all pissed and wanted to kill the closest living object in 50 feet radius. But hell, what can you do? It majorly sucks and blows in five different languages that they broke up. They were awesome, but, THEY'RE FUCKING QUITTERS!!! Bastards.

Jimmy (reading): Nothingface broke up?
Squirrel: Um, can you please let go of my throat?
Jimmy: THEY BROKE UP?!!!!!
Squirrel: OKay, first time, you were hurting me, now I can barely breathe

by Jasonrulesall April 10, 2005

top notch

adj.

Good. Perfect. Untainted. Mint condition. Healthy.

Of something or somebody.

If a car salesman tells you the car is in top notch shape, just kick him straight in the gonads.

Despite the cocktail of Anejo tequilla and cocaine, I feel in top notch form this morning!

by NeverMindWho April 13, 2006

Do nothing bitch

A female who is sometimes very attractive in appearance that uses her looks to mooch off guys while adding nothing to society. No job, school, or real responsibilities.

Becky is a total do nothing bitch. All she does is fuck that old rich guy for his money and post on social media all day, it's so disgusting.

by itiswhatever September 19, 2015

Nothing

When uttered by a female it means "I'm gonna see how many times you ask and beg for an answer...then I might tell you..maybe."

Guy: "What's wrong?"
Girl: "Nothing."
Guy: "There has to be something..."
Girl: "No, really, I'm fine."
Guy: "Okay suit yourself."

Result: Poor guy's sleeping on the couch that night. Shoulda forced the answer out of her. Sucks, but true.

by Kamel Jocky December 16, 2008