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note to self

A humorous out-loud reminder/aside meant to indicate your future plans or a lesson you have just learned, dependent on the disparity between one's actions and one's inner thoughts. Originated with Norm McDonald's into-the-mini-cassette-recorder bits between jokes on Saturday Night Live.
(Several hot girls walk into the room, past a frat guy and his friends.)

"Note to self: avoid mentioning that I sleep with a teddy bear tonight."
by Hamburger U July 10, 2004
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COD Noledge

When people who play Call of Duty think they know anything and or everything about weapons, war, etc.
Stupid Noob: Hey call of duty is so cool, i would be such a good sniper in real life cuz i am in the game.

GI: Stupid noob you obviously have a serious case of COD Noledge, because you can't be born that fuckin retarded
by mastabates June 17, 2009
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Notebook Worthy

Used to describe a girl which has captivated a guys love SO intensely, said guy would write a story similar to the one featured in "the notebook" about said girl.
Is she notebook worthy?
Yes. Yes she is.
by JTru. March 19, 2010
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notepad

America's favorite program for:
HTML editing/writing C++ code/writing scripts of various types/writing english reports/writing a list of credit card numbers.
That program notepad is so powerful that it gave me several cancerous tumors in my testicles and eyelids.
by Island of Reebs October 3, 2003
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Notepad slut

A woman that allows her man or men to degrade and humiliate her by letting them take naked pictures of her with demeaning words such as slut, whore, fuckpig worthless fuckhole, k9slut, written on her naked body.
imagefap.com is full of notepad sluts pictures.
by I Love subsluts September 10, 2010
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mad note

best sounds around ,the number one song,crunkest song.
"you dont know JUNGLE LOVE"? "that shit is the MAD NOTE!!"
by William Thomas July 26, 2003
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Air Note

When answering a phone call An Air Note is a message that you pretend to write down but really you don't give a crap about it.
Sometimes it is helpful to reiterate the last numbers so the caller thinks you really wrote it down.
Husband:Honey, you received a phone call.
Wife: Who was it?
Husband: I don't remember, I wrote an Air Note.
by Zirk December 15, 2008
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