lawn sausage

(n) Dog turd deposited in the grass.

Watch out where you step! This yard is filled with lawn sausages.

by Heptune May 11, 2005

Cunt Sausage

An elongated clitoris which resembles a small penis.

Dude! I swear I could have sucked her cunt sausage!!!

by IFlingPoo March 07, 2009

duck sausage

A meat product for your lady friend to enjoy.

"Have you ever tried duck sausage?"

"No I haven't."

"Well duck down here and get you some!"

by O'Face June 12, 2005

sausage bag

whence fornicating a girl in the anal cavity, you put your entire fist in her vagina and get you hand in such a position where you can open it and through the placeba you can wrap your hand round your dick and give yourself a handjob. its the shit

sausage bag me now

by sausagebagking January 06, 2011

Spicy sausage

A sex technique where the recipient covers their penis in hot sauce, then the partner licks the hot sauce off.

My girlfriend wanted a spicy sausage. It burned my dick a lot.

by Amy_S January 27, 2017

sausage looter

Someone who's obsessed with sausage on a homo-erotic level.

OMG that mikeysjeep in the pirate thread is such a freakin' sausage looter!

or

Here comes mikeysjeep, hide your sausage!

by citizenlame December 08, 2006

salute the sausage

To suck a penis; to fellate a guy; to give dome

"Yo dude, did Mal really salute the sausage in the bathroom last night?"

by Screech Powers June 07, 2006