german kissing

An aggressive rough expression of affection in which participants attack each other's mouths with their tongues.

Too much german kissing can trigger lockjaw.

by Brotogé September 16, 2016

German Rager

A cla$$y get together....euro style. Arrive in bold prints, neon colors donned with metallic party hats. Techno music is a must (Disco Pogo has to be played 3 times). Quality German beer and hard liquor (break out the classiest bubbly you have) are neccessities for a true rager.

Effy: Guten Tag, Katarina. German Rager tonight?

Katarina: Na ja, at the Disko! I got new floral leggings at H&M, a bauble skirt, fake glasses, and a neon tank up. SO ready to rage!

Effy: Don't forget your party hat!

by effy&&&&katarina January 16, 2011

german gaspedal

pulling someone towards you and kicking them in the nuts, HARD.

While in the hallway talking to my girlfriend Mark booked me, I then decided to turn around and give the bastard a german gaspedal.

by quiefer April 13, 2008

Swamp German

Derogatory name for Dutch and sometimes Belgian peoples.

Maarten Vanderveeke is from the Netherlands. Oh so he is a “Swamp German”?

by knmjhytfdresawqWDRSFTHJ September 30, 2020

german kissing

Like a french kiss but with less tongue, and more classy.

Jake was german kissing his new girl friend as they sat in front of a fire with a bottle of wine.

by Iconate April 11, 2009

german snorkle

When you place your penis in someones mouth and cover their eyes with your tesicals

"I still hav pubes in my eyes from when you german snorkled me"

"Let me German Snorkle you!"

by R3nn!3 October 15, 2007

German lawnmower

The act of vigourously rubbing one's teeth against another's scrotum, removing hair in the process.

- Dude, how come you have pubes stuck between your teeth?
- I woke up to a teabag, and had to counter-attack with a German lawnmower.

by Goupil October 03, 2009