Nolan Riley

The official start of the major disease that spread across the world, Nolanitis. This disease is unknown to many but it is starting to make headlines. This person is currently under strict quarantine currently. This mysterious person apparently started the disease by allowing extreme amounts of blue fluorescent light to go from a Nintendo switch into her eyeballs. Information about this person is that she identifies herself as a woman. She is 3 foot 5 ( not sure) with black hair and blue eyes. If you see any person named Nolan Riley please alert immediately

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If you upvote this or nolanitis you will get protection from this disease

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Squilliam: gasp
Tyler: that Nolan Riley
*they immediately suffer prolonged severe itching between the upper thighs*
by dankmaster666 May 14, 2019
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Nolan Dolan

"NOLAN WHAT. THE. FUCK!!!!"

A very underestimated triplets, he is probably the worst part of the Dolan family. 🤷 ♀️
Wears: Plaid jacket and "grandpa clothes" and split down the middle bangs 🤤

GRAYSON:"Stop, fucking tapping your foot Nolan"
ETHAN: *throws 5 pieces of trash on ground*
NOLAN: *accidentally drops one fabric softener on the ground*
E & G: "TOUR TRASHING YOUR HOUSE!!!!" 😈👏
Nolan dolan is the triplet to those hot twins, right? 🤔🤩
by @_iconic_dols_ July 03, 2019
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Nolan Simmons

Someone with absolute brain damage after falling off a skateboard. You do not want to be there with him but you must.
Me: Hey, is that Nolan Simmons?

Friend: Yes, but he's retarded
by Tsar_Comunisim April 27, 2019
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Nolan The Seabreeze

he is a rare creature that plays too much GTA V and Pisses you off so that's why he has not that many friends
Damn My Friend is a Nolan The Seabreeze This is sad
by Koichi Hirose_ July 13, 2020
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nasty nolan

when u lick the shit out of someones asshole then turn them around and pass your tongue over their upper lip giving them a mustache!!
Boy my wife sure enjoyed it, when i gave her a nasty nolan last nite!
by STAN'S PLUMBING May 20, 2008
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nolans noob

A term used in online gaming when a player has surpassed the lowest of the low and is not worthy of being on your television screen. Usually used when one feels another's performance in a game is inferior in all ways.
"Holy shit that guy's K/D ration is 0.12! He's such a nolans noob."

"Dude, you don't know what the shoot button is? Your such a nolans noob."
by Dick Harper March 01, 2008
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Nolan of the Jack

The biggest insult ever. Used to describe someone who's utter wankerness and prickishness cannot possibly be put into words, therefore they are a Nolan of the Jack.
Jack Nolan's such a Nolan of the Jack.
by NotAGingerKid February 14, 2011
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