Nolan Spangler

Normally white cracker dickhead who’s talent is finding Puerto Rican girls (aka immigrants) getting very offended over his tiny penis

Don’t ever be a Nolan Spangler

by Nyjiel miller April 17, 2019

Nolan Dolan

"NOLAN WHAT. THE. FUCK!!!!"

A very underestimated triplets, he is probably the worst part of the Dolan family. 🤷 ♀️
Wears: Plaid jacket and "grandpa clothes" and split down the middle bangs 🤤

GRAYSON:"Stop, fucking tapping your foot Nolan"
ETHAN: *throws 5 pieces of trash on ground*
NOLAN: *accidentally drops one fabric softener on the ground*
E & G: "TOUR TRASHING YOUR HOUSE!!!!" 😈👏

Nolan dolan is the triplet to those hot twins, right? 🤔🤩

by @_iconic_dols_ July 2, 2019

Nolan Simmons

Someone with absolute brain damage after falling off a skateboard. You do not want to be there with him but you must.

Me: Hey, is that Nolan Simmons?

Friend: Yes, but he's retarded

by Tsar_Comunisim April 27, 2019

Nolan The Seabreeze

he is a rare creature that plays too much GTA V and Pisses you off so that's why he has not that many friends

Damn My Friend is a Nolan The Seabreeze This is sad

by Koichi Hirose_ July 12, 2020

nasty nolan

when u lick the shit out of someones asshole then turn them around and pass your tongue over their upper lip giving them a mustache!!

Boy my wife sure enjoyed it, when i gave her a nasty nolan last nite!

by STAN'S PLUMBING May 20, 2008

nolans noob

A term used in online gaming when a player has surpassed the lowest of the low and is not worthy of being on your television screen. Usually used when one feels another's performance in a game is inferior in all ways.

"Holy shit that guy's K/D ration is 0.12! He's such a nolans noob."

"Dude, you don't know what the shoot button is? Your such a nolans noob."

by Dick Harper March 1, 2008

Nolan of the Jack

The biggest insult ever. Used to describe someone who's utter wankerness and prickishness cannot possibly be put into words, therefore they are a Nolan of the Jack.

Jack Nolan's such a Nolan of the Jack.

by NotAGingerKid March 2, 2011