The official start of the major disease that spread across the world, Nolanitis. This disease is unknown to many but it is starting to make headlines. This person is currently under strict quarantine currently. This mysterious person apparently started the disease by allowing extreme amounts of blue fluorescent light to go from a Nintendo switch into her eyeballs. Information about this person is that she identifies herself as a woman. She is 3 foot 5 ( not sure) with black hair and blue eyes. If you see any person named Nolan Riley please alert immediately
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If you upvote this or nolanitis you will get protection from this disease
be sure to check out cole pufferfish. ( related to this subject)
Squilliam: gasp
Tyler: that Nolan Riley
*they immediately suffer prolonged severe itching between the upper thighs*
Tyler: that Nolan Riley
*they immediately suffer prolonged severe itching between the upper thighs*
by dankmaster666 May 14, 2019
"NOLAN WHAT. THE. FUCK!!!!"
A very underestimated triplets, he is probably the worst part of the Dolan family. 🤷 ♀️
Wears: Plaid jacket and "grandpa clothes" and split down the middle bangs 🤤
GRAYSON:"Stop, fucking tapping your foot Nolan"
ETHAN: *throws 5 pieces of trash on ground*
NOLAN: *accidentally drops one fabric softener on the ground*
E & G: "TOUR TRASHING YOUR HOUSE!!!!" 😈👏
A very underestimated triplets, he is probably the worst part of the Dolan family. 🤷 ♀️
Wears: Plaid jacket and "grandpa clothes" and split down the middle bangs 🤤
GRAYSON:"Stop, fucking tapping your foot Nolan"
ETHAN: *throws 5 pieces of trash on ground*
NOLAN: *accidentally drops one fabric softener on the ground*
E & G: "TOUR TRASHING YOUR HOUSE!!!!" 😈👏
by @_iconic_dols_ July 03, 2019
Someone with absolute brain damage after falling off a skateboard. You do not want to be there with him but you must.
by Tsar_Comunisim April 27, 2019
he is a rare creature that plays too much GTA V and Pisses you off so that's why he has not that many friends
by Koichi Hirose_ July 13, 2020
when u lick the shit out of someones asshole then turn them around and pass your tongue over their upper lip giving them a mustache!!
by STAN'S PLUMBING May 20, 2008
A term used in online gaming when a player has surpassed the lowest of the low and is not worthy of being on your television screen. Usually used when one feels another's performance in a game is inferior in all ways.
"Holy shit that guy's K/D ration is 0.12! He's such a nolans noob."
"Dude, you don't know what the shoot button is? Your such a nolans noob."
"Dude, you don't know what the shoot button is? Your such a nolans noob."
by Dick Harper March 01, 2008
The biggest insult ever. Used to describe someone who's utter wankerness and prickishness cannot possibly be put into words, therefore they are a Nolan of the Jack.
Jack Nolan's such a Nolan of the Jack.
by NotAGingerKid February 14, 2011