hov seat

The creative use of random shit to make your passenger seat looks like there's a person in it so you can ride in the HOV lane without getting pulled over. One may use blow up dolls, luggage, bedding, or simply a shirt on the seat and a hat on the headrest to achieve this deception.

My HOV seat is created using a large T-shirt around the seat with a pillow tucked under it and a ball cap on the headrest. For extra effect, I slide the seat all the way forward. Works like a charm.

by VAstatepolice September 2, 2013

dick seat

When a girl wears a skirt and the front of the bike seat looks like a black dong!

Damn sally, wear a longer dress. You are showing dick seat!

by GangstaZ April 20, 2014

Take A Seat

To completely shatter a persons anger.
To Shut them down after a heated argument

Person 1: "What The fuck man, you think your tough fight me"

Person 2: "Haha, take a seat my nigga."

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Person 1: "I'll wreck you and ya who'll crew, you know that?"

Person 2: "Naw, Take a seat my mans, you doin too much."

by DJ-Yae June 17, 2011

seat cover

Undergarment which covers the lower torso including both butt cheeks; may or may not have an opening in the crotch; may have Velcro, snap, or ribbon-tie openings on the sides.

He was so scared, he had to change his seat cover. She doesn't want to die in a public place for fear that her seat cover will be soiled.

by Mister Smarty Pants January 7, 2010

empty seats

Also known as Manchester City’s stadium

Man City’s stadium has lots of empty seats even on game day , money can’t buy fans .

by HO’H 😂❣️ March 30, 2020

Seat lock

When you sit down, you call seat lock so when you get up, someone can not take your seat.

You can’t take my seat I called seat lock.

by @yung._.princee May 31, 2018

2pac seat

Referring to the front passenger seat of a car, aka 'suicide seat'.

Of course you don't care if we crash--you've got an airbag, bitch, I'M in the 2pac seat!

by vitaminCCCC January 28, 2009