export cigars to Cuba

To drop turds into the toilet then flush.

I gotta hit the johnny and export cigars to Cuba.

by icemelted April 30, 2015

rolled cigar

A cigar with marjiuanna wrapped around it. Normally used at parties to get you more drunk

Last night i smoke 5 rolled cigars

by Kales September 25, 2006

Fudge Cigar

A firm or compacted turd resembling a cigar.

"Sorry about the smell, guys - I just laid out a premium fudge cigar".

by hardgearcowboy July 10, 2017

hide the cigar

A blowjob.

Instead of POTUS playing hide the cigar, we get Putin offering free nuclear cigars.

by Warcivil the III May 31, 2023

cigared

That moment when you fuck a midget in the bum

Yo that midget got cigared- ass raped

by Lovisa Snygg September 23, 2017

Council Cigar

A poverty cigar rolled with a king skin

"Tom rolled a council Cigar last night, for his 24th birthday"

by DJ Steves April 18, 2023

No Cigar

When you try really hard to achieve a goal but you just cant get it

Well, it was a hard try but no cigar.

by LegendTiwa April 2, 2023