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Nigel

To appear in the pub moments after a round had been paid for so as to avoid purchasing a beverage other than one’s own.
A pub full of people with full pints- in walks Nigel (who’s covertly been doing laps of the pub and window gazing so as to bide his time and know when to enter in order to minimise round cost).

Should a person enter a public house the moment a round has been acquired it’s colloquially known as “doing a nigel

The tight, long necked cunt.
by Mccraque December 14, 2018
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Nigel

A common type of a friend of Jayden there trust is 100% loyal and they will always share there ssn and credit card info INCLUDING THE 3 DIGITS LOCATED ON THE BACK OF YOUR CARD DM ShadowedHD#2021 on discord if you need help.
Nigel is such a prick fuck him smh
by AvaThaKilla February 7, 2021
mugGet the Nigelmug.

a nigel danger wank..

a nigel danger wank
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 7, 2025
mugGet the a nigel danger wank..mug.

Nigel

Nigel — noun

A colloquial term given to a friendless Australian person, often a social misfit. The term originated in Australia in the 1970s, it has evolved over the years to include Asian Australian immigrants, who often has a fondness of all the new joiner ladies in their place of work. Usually has chronic erectile dysfunction (“ED”) and found carrying old lunches and hams in their gym bag.
Colleague V: “what do you have in your gym bag?”
Nigel: “oh I’ve just got the delivered meals that our boss didn’t eat, and I’ve got an entire ham. BAU.”
Colleague V: “why do you carry those around?”
Nigel: “because I’m a Nigel”
by Y_C November 22, 2021
mugGet the Nigelmug.

conflicted Nigel

why oh why did my parents give me a spastic name
by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
mugGet the conflicted Nigelmug.

down syndrome nigel

the retarded kid at in class who always had snot running into his mouth
by mrs tosser August 6, 2025
mugGet the down syndrome nigelmug.

Nigel

Your a Nigel
by Lose Youself April 3, 2022
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