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bomb.net

A term used to describe someone who is really cool and amazing.
Gabby W. is the bomb.net, I really like her.
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Net-humble

When you egosurf yourself, and discover that you're not as important as you think.
Man, I googlebate sometimes, and every time I do I net-humble myself.

Every time I googlebated, I found out that I should be more net-humble.
by Dexter Sinister August 20, 2014
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net-twerking

When a ratchet spends all day snap chatting twerk videos trying to get that dick
Also a term used by ratchets to describe extremely basic ass selfie videos of themeslves twerking alone in their bedroom or other places that aren't directly related to anything involving the need to be dancing or being turnt up
"Yo your sister been in her room all day net-twerking and blasting kesha"
"Ya that's all she does is net-twerk and eat ice cream and fight with our parents about how she's mature and should be treated like an adult"

Ratchet 1-' yo girl you seen my posts I been net-twerking all day trying to get turnt up'
Ratchet 2- 'ya I seen it you've got that net-twerk life down girl we should have a circle net-twerk session and get turnt up my moms not gonna be him till tomorrow'
by PIRATE February 8, 2015
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EMPTY NET

Used when you score a goal. Can be used whether or not there are defenders in the goal. Often used in hockey, soccer, and Rocket League.
Can be used multiple times a game and in conjucture with EMPTY FOOKIN NET.
Usually used to intimidate and rub your goal scoring prowess in the opponents face.
*scores a goal*
You: EMPTY NET
by SeamedShark June 3, 2018
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dolphin in the net

when a male is wearing a bathing suite and he becomes errect and his penis becoms cought in the bathing suite net.
i had a really bad dolphin in the net in the ocean it was soo embarasing
by mike22232 March 14, 2009
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Fish caught in the net

When a man/men cum on the a girl and it runs down them till it hits their pewbs ,where it gets 'caught'
Guy on phone to his friend "That cheeky shesh i had lastnight was good, everything went perfectly, even got my 'Fish caught in the net' and i bet the slag won't even was them out.
by SpookyBoi November 25, 2019
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net yeti

A girl who has nice looking pictures of herself on the internet, but it extremely ugly in real life.
Roald: I first met Alice on myspace and she looked pretty hot. But when I met her in person she was a real gross!! What gives.

Roald's friend Artem: You've been fooled by a net yeti.

Roald: Let's shoot her.
by JohnFitzgibbonsIII July 7, 2006
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