A girl who has nice looking pictures of herself on the internet, but it extremely ugly in real life.
Roald: I first met Alice on myspace and she looked pretty hot. But when I met her in person she was a real gross!! What gives.

Roald's friend Artem: You've been fooled by a net yeti.

Roald: Let's shoot her.
by JohnFitzgibbonsIII July 7, 2006
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