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Guilty Neighbour Sex

When a man walks across the road to his friend's house, knocks on the door and finds his friend's girlfriend stood there in the nude with nothing but a bra and a black thong, pressumably drunk. Man asks why she's naked and she suggests that she wants some hard fucking. She grabs the man's crotch and pulls him upstairs into the bedroom for some sex. Once in the bedroom, she pulls down his jeans, pants and gives him the best blowjob of his life. Man moans in pleasure and pulls her head even further in for the blowjob. Woman then finishes blowjob by swallowing the cum and then asks man to remove thong. Man does and sucks her giant tits and gives the woman a Dirty Pompeii. Woman moans in pleasure and presents her anus so the man can Do Her Doggystyle. Man proceeds to Do Her and fingers her clit while fucking her. He also jiggles her huge tits rubs her vagina. They continue to have passionate sex then when it ends they spoon for a while before man leaves. After about 9 months, man hears from friend that his wife is pregnant and seems unsuspecting about their passionate romp. Man visits hot neighbour later and she confirms it's his baby: Guilty Neighbour Sex.
Jake: George experienced Guilty Neighbour Sex last week after he saw hot Amber. His friend doesn't even know the kid's his!
Mike: What the hell!
Jake: Oh yeah! I forgot you're Amber's boyfriend!
by HornyPixie May 16, 2010
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Neighborhoods

Neighborhoods is the sixth studio album by Blink-182, with 10 tracks (14 on the deluxe edition), and the first since their reunion in 2009.

For more information, see Wikipedia.
"Have you heard Blink's new album?"
"Yeah! Neighborhoods is fantastic!"
by JaaagMan May 17, 2012
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neighborhood supastar

That guy in the hood who got all the nice cars, girls, clothes, and has lots of money. Everybody who don't know his name, know him by his car and or chain.
In the club
Guy1: What's a neighborhood supastar
Guy2: You seen Magic
Guy1: Who is Magic
Guy2: you know that nigga that drive that 96 SS Impala
Guy1: Oh Magic, the nigga wit the big ass chain
Guy2: yeah him, he a neighborhood supastar
by Izzy AkA Chevy_hYbRiD November 10, 2006
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The Neighbourhood

Girl:mom i listen to The Neighbourhood
Mom:oh so ur bisexual
by Thatlesbianbitch November 24, 2020
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neighbor

People who you live next to. Some can be nice, others can be complete dick heads or hicks.
When I was little, the neighbors were yelling at my dad for our dog barking at night. However, those dogs were dead for about 2 years when he made the complaint.
by lunar shadows November 7, 2004
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Neighborhood bicycle

Someone who has everyone has "ridden" (slept with) in your community. Usually a milf or a hoe. This woman is also probably very or highly attractive.
by FickFuckDuck June 4, 2018
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uber neighbor

A neighbor who is too eager to make friends. AKA: "Nuber"
Is Dick's uber neighbor trying to get him to go to a bible study again?
by Anomaly December 11, 2005
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