Neighbor’s Dog

The worst thing that has ever happened to you. Responsible for many sleepless nights and unproductive days. Will not stop shitting on your lawn. Will not stop attacking you when you’re just trying to walk in the neighborhood. Worst of all, he’s the one who got your 6 month old Yorkie pregnant.

My life has been a living hell ever since my neighbors got a dog. The neighbor’s dog has messed up many aspects of my life. I can’t sit in peace in my own yard.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020

Don’t you wish your neighbors would just move out

I’ve got a neighbor from Indiana state that moved in next door. They have no children. They don’t wish to help me with anything. The wife is an selfish arrogant bitch and a fat cow. I’m a 16th generation Cajun man. I wish all of these douchebag transplants would just get the fuck out. They’re not from Louisiana and they aren’t even Catholic, wtf are they even doing here.

Don’t you wish your neighbors would just move out

by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020

Neighbors

Loud ass people who blast music and stomp(if you live under them in a apartment) and smoke 5$ koosh that came out of a decomposing skunks ass because it stinks a little to much

(Muffled screaming) (plays spongebob type beat) (loud ass stomping) (sirens)

“Dam I have loud neighbors”

by Mr.Clean338 March 18, 2021

Eskimo Neighbor’s

Two people who have had sex with the same person but not in the same hole.

Dude 1: yo I fucked my homie Ryan in the ass the other day
Dude 2: YOOO I fucked his face yesterday!!!
Dude 1: guess Eskimo neighbor’s bro

by Ball Bustin Bob April 13, 2021

National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day

National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day is beautiful day dedicated to releasing the previous months load all up in your fellow neighbors virgin mailbox.

Hey mom! Im going to celebrate National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day, by splurging in Mrs. Osbornes mailbox ill be back!!!!

by National Neighbor Cum Day April 17, 2021

Neighbor

A word that starts with N and ends with R, not something you want to use to describe a black person.

What starts with N and ends with R, and is something you NEVER want to call a black person? Neighbor!

by kpat1806 April 19, 2021

cute as hell neighbor

Girl that has the room right next to yours in a hotel room. She is super cute and you want to smash and treat her right. Dreams of Hollister clothing because she is Caucasian, but also Portuguese.

Hey bro did you get a look at the cute as hell neighbor in room 555?

by "MADMAN" June 9, 2022