Nebraska Man

A pre-evolutionary ancestor of modern Man; a form of Java Man, obsessed with coffee shops, and direct cousin of Australopithecus Africanus. Characterized by a smaller cranial cavity, and vestige of caveman relatives in the present day. As indication of social Darwinism, they represent evolutionary misfits who could not compete elsewhere, and rely on zero property value in the middle of nowhere.

Have you seen that movie "Caveman"? With Ringo Starr? That's nothing compared to Nebraska Man.

by Ubermensch-One June 25, 2025

Nebraska carpool

When two men are crammed super close in the back of a tiny car. Almost always involves making out

Did you see those two hockey players doing the Nebraska carpool on the way to the game?

by Nebraska knower November 30, 2024

Nebraska dumpling

When you insert a vape into someone’s ass, take it out and blow it into their ass hole.

Hey man have you tried out the Nebraska dumpling yet?

Baby I heard the Nebraska dumpling doesn’t hurt!

by Leviticus House March 18, 2025

Nebraska Dollar

A Nebraska Dollar is a form of currency given to a lot lizard after preforming anal sex and giving poop dick to the recipient. The payment consists of five dollars in change and a beating.

She took a chance and spread it for a Nebraska Dollar.

by Jeff Gibbons August 21, 2024

Benkelman, Nebraska

the city where the most fuggly bitches live. it attracts asswipes like a magnet. i swear anyone who lives there and attends benkelman high is ugly and flat. the emissions from the local coal plant gave me ED.

sigma 1: "hey do you want to drop napalm bombs on Benkelman, Nebraska?"
sigma 2: "holy fuck i thought you'd never ask."

by TheReal_FartNuts December 2, 2023

Wellfleet, Nebraska

The site of the greatest tornado that ever lived
Was probably EF4+ strength but got rated EF2 because it was nice enough not to hit anything

Person 1: Hey man did you see that tornado in Wellfleet, Nebraska?

Person 897: Yeah man that was pretty cool i think

by featherhates August 4, 2025

Nebraska nigger

A black person living in Nebraska.

Person 1: Hey that black guy has a Nebraska license plate
Person 2: He probably stole that car cause he doesn’t look like a Nebraska nigger

by People’s servent January 21, 2024