Natures Hypocrite

Leaves (yes leaves, the ones that fall from trees!)
Leaves, natures hypocrites, they do everything but...
by Skiiiiillz November 09, 2018
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nature's morphine

The act of travelling to a sweltering jungle and picking the leaves off of the trees so that you can grind them up and snort them. The effects of the leaves change depending on what breed of leaf it is. Effects may contain getting high, getting pleasure or getting powerful hallucinations.
"Jason seems kind of peculiar today, is he okay?"
"He's fine Cheryl, he just has a bad case of Nature's Morphine."
by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022
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nature's crayon

Shit smeared around, particularly on the inside of a toilet cubicle.
I really needed to take a dump but someone had written on the toilet walls and seat in nature's crayon.
by Doublespeak Dictionary April 06, 2017
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Nature Princess

A self absorbed wannabe hippie girl that insists on buying everything organic and is obsessed with whatever the green trend of the week is. She'll say she's vegan or vegetarian, but actually just uses it as an excuse to be a picky eater. A nature princess also likes to appear to be into nature and the outdoors so she can pick up climbers. Santa Monica is the purported source of the major infestation of nature princesses on the west coast.
Dude, that chic is a total nature princess, beware.
by realoutdoorguy April 20, 2011
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natural citizen

noun

is a term that which refers to all species which are members of natural society or the natural order of things (nature natural realm).
all species of man, mammal, and animal etc. are natural citizens of natural society.
by Baron Neville June 19, 2017
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Natural Redhead

A person with naturally red hair, both on their head and crotch.
Jim: So, Jake did you hook up with that redhead last night?

Jake: Yeah, dude! She's a natural redhead too, a firecrotch!
by Cynical Poet February 05, 2010
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nature orgasm

When one is so consumed by the beauty of the natural environment, that one then experiences a transcendent spiritual epiphany of wonder and appreciation.
The view of the valley from the summit of the mountain inspired a collective nature orgasm in the group of hikers.
by NexusSixMentalA November 07, 2010
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