Napkin Deck

A term in the cardgame Magic the Gathering for a deck built somewhat on the fly without having extensively tested it before playing it in a tournament

This grixis napkin deck won more games than i thought it would

by arvidian May 12, 2020

Napkining

The act of constantly; sometimes impulsively; cleaning up other peoples messes. It can be an actual mess… spilled liquids or a social situation gone awry.

Bill had an argument with his girlfriend. Then why is Jim talking to his girlfriend? Jim’s just napkining again…

Jules spilled juice in the fridge again just so Kelly could continue her constant napkining.

by Copppertoan December 18, 2021

booger-napkin

An extremely snotty, annoying, usually deliberately obnoxious person. This person goes above and beyond mere snotty-ness. Usually used when you really want to say "asshole" "dick" or "cunt" but can't.

My boss is a booger-napkin. He has long boring staff meeting every pay day.

My cat the original booger-napkin peed in my shoe.

Give me back the TV remote you booger-napkin!

You are a booger- napkin when you drink!

by Tupac Insecure April 14, 2014

Ass Napkin

Classy word for toilet paper

After a healthly bowl movement i daintily wiped my cornshoot with a genrous supply of ass napkins

by Monty Burns January 27, 2024

Napkin Calculus

When someone doesn't know how to calculate a value, but is doing it anyway.

"I used napkin calculus to guess the number of pennies in the jar."
"And?"
"Well, obviously I was wrong."

by BlahBlahBlahThisIsAName October 4, 2016

crotch napkin

Mans mustache and or beard during conalingus

His crotch napkin tickled me

by kiitty December 16, 2014

napkins in the wind

A fictional 2006 Oscar award winning movie starring Robert De Niro made up to see if Spencer Ernst would past a test in which people believed he made up shit

Friend: Spencer, have you seen that movie with De Niro called Napkins in the Wind? It's a masterpiece.
Red Spencer: Oh yes, that movie was great, I loved it. I should watch it again.

by boilingpotsofwater April 21, 2023