Number Four

To throw up.

God Damn (excuse me lord). This nigga took a Number Four on my new carpet.

by Jyuzayeguuwaah Summers July 19, 2009

Number 0

Thinking you have to take a dump but only passing gas.

Feeling a large number 2 Wayne squattled to the bathroom only to leave a number 0.

by nokidz June 3, 2009

Number 15

When you are hanging out with your friends but no one knows what to say, say number 15 and eventually a conversation will start, after a few cringey and forced laughs.

*silence*
"Number 15*
"Haha"
*conversation ensues*

by Nathan's Username October 18, 2019

number cruncher

1. an accountant or any one else who works with numerical data

2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate

The number crunchers work harder than the rest of the company.

by Light Joker January 1, 2007

man numbers

Numbers and math having to do with money. This is very different, and has a different skill set, than other forms of math, which is referred to as "pussy numbers".

No, those are not numbers, those are man numbers.

by The Second Prophet August 24, 2010

Frothy numbers

A financial budget that is submitted whose financial objectives is impossible to achieve.

"Did Chris submit his budget?"
"Yes, he did. But I don't think he going to make any of the numbers."
"Oh, I see. Frothy numbers right?"
"Yup."

by KUJ September 7, 2016

Rejigged the numbers

To readjust figures to suit ones Business

Alan: Listen Rose ive rejigged the numbers and im sorry but your FIRED.

Rose: What do mean

Alan: I was looking at the figures for the business and that fucking bullshit pet therapy idea would have royaly fucked the business, were already fucked enough as it is. so I rejigged the numbers and your gone

Rose: (crying)

Alan: Dont give me that shit, Get the Fuck out of my office and go see some nursing homes on your way home, and dont fucking come back!

by HawkGunner July 3, 2008