4x3 safe

(pronounced "four by three safe") When someone is so close to you they are invading your private space, as if you are shooting a scene, and you want the footage to be usable for display on a 4x3 television, even though it is being shot in the era of 16x9 television.

Kevin: Igor got too close to tell me something so mundane.

Megan: I know. I wish he wasn't so 4x3 safe all the time.

by ChuckChaser69 July 25, 2011

Safe as Fuck

Used by the ever growing Chav culture in England to describe an object, event or doing of something to be realy great. Often spelt Safe as, or Safe as fuk.
Alternatives are:

Off the box
Mint
cushtie

Ya m8 dats safe as fuck!
Leah bond aint safe as fuk mush!

by Cribbo December 28, 2005

safe horny

Safe horny denotes subjects towards which the current Overton window allows or even encourages public displays of sexual attraction.

"Hey bro, check out this artwork of nude Lady Dimitrescu"
"Not interested, she's safe horny"

by Mom's Spaghetti Enjoyer May 8, 2023

safe blood

A term of respect in greetings, farewells or appreciation among friends or acquaintances denoting solidarity. Sometimes used loosely for those of similar race where blood stands for Brotherly Love Overcomes Oppression and Destruction. Safe stands for 'thats good'. A greeting or farewell with this term is usually syncronised with the touching of fists to reinforce the phrase, where the clenched fist represents black power.

Friend1: "Safe blood, how is your life treating you."
Friend2: "Not bad. I hope your family are well."
Friend1: "Safe blood they're good. Well anyway I got to get on this so we catch up soon."
Friend2: "Yeah safe."

by Sir Pink Panther April 27, 2006

rock safe

A safe built into a rock

Fred Flinstone stored his rocks in his rock safe.

by Rock Collector June 29, 2011

safe as fuck

use also as a greeting

guy 1, safe?

guy 2, safe as fuck bruv init :)

by EQ January 21, 2008

Safe Haven

A Nebraska law that allows parents to legally get rid of their children at any point before the child in 19 years of age by dropping them off at a Nebraska Hospital.

If you don't shut your mouth I'm going to drive to Nebraska and Safe Haven your ass!

by Alfred Banesworth March 30, 2009