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JAMS Edison NJ

A place infested by a bunch of indian idiots. The only things we excel at are chess and math competitions because I think this school is the most un athletic school in NJ. Our hallways are so crowded and smell absolutely horrendous. Nobody wears deodorant and they all smell like curry.
Mom, “Come on beta lets go to JAMS Edison NJ

Child, “noooo it so stinky and to many curry munchers are there 😭😭😭”
by not cpy November 9, 2023
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River Edge,NJ

A small forgotten town in Bergen County that has that small town fell while still being a wealthy neighbored. Their School system is great and their might be a occasional "problem" but it is still a pretty safe town. Manly Italian, Irish, and a few Asians but that is it.
wow that house in River Edge,NJ just sold for 890,000!
by Roylance100 April 20, 2011
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OCEAN GROVE NJ

Ocean grove is an old historical town on the new jersey shore with cool tents and cottages. It's a boring old-fogy town that LOVES to worship god yet at the same time, hypocritically despises awesome, innocent gay and lesbians.

Many of the kids follow in those foot steps and are annoyiong as fuck. and then there's the cool honest, loving, god-loving hippie kids(who would accept anyone who wants to chill) who hook up and do drugs under the boardwalk, and surf and skate all day.
Billy; What are we doing today mom?

mom; We are going to OCEAN GROVE NJ!

Billy; fuck i hate that old-fogy, homophobic christian town

Billy's friend; Nahhhhh man we'll stay away from the annoying ass bitches, some of the kids are mad chill, we can smoke with them at night dude
by HOLYGODTRINITYBITCHEZ February 22, 2011
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Cherry Hill, NJ

A big suburb only seen by non-Cherry Hillers while driving through to get to Philly. A numerous amount of Jews can be seen walking to and from the JCC in their yamacas or driving their mercedes around. The East Side and the West Side have their differences, but, objectively, they are all the same: rich, white kids with dumbass rich parents, and who feel the need to pretend they're black. If your are thinking about moving to Cherry Hill, don't. If you already live in Cherry Hill, sucks for you. For all those who have no idea what Cherry Hill is, lucky bitches.
Why is it called Cherry Hill when there are no cherry trees?
a) Who the fuck cares?
b) Probably some Jew named it.
c) 'Cause Cherry Hill is full of dumb shits.

(Trust me...it's c)
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Ocean City NJ

September-June: Devoid of life
June-August: Pennsylvania lives here
They are considering it being renamed Condo City.
Night in Venice/Block Parties: Suck
Cops: nuts on 34th street
Girls: out of their minds -see above post
Town: empty
The above post. Perfect example of what happens to people who live here
by hateOC September 15, 2005
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Sussex County, Nj

A county who are full of hicks and fake ass people who talk all about how they're such nice people who likes to make friends and are there for anybody but then run away like a pussy whenever I even somewhat try to be nice too them. It smells like skunk or garbage or even shit and can't smell fresh air most of the time. The schools are sad excuses and the stores have nothing and restaurants don't know how to cook there food all the way. If I was you, I would rethink before moving to this dump or if you already live here then leave before you decide to jump in front of the local rednecks tractor.
Jeremy: So you're parents are making you come live with them in Sussex County, Nj?
Nick: Yeah, dude. Fml.
by Jimmy1996 December 29, 2019
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Edgewater Park, NJ

Edgewater Park. "The ghetto" A small town in South Jersey where there is no such thing as wealth, and the people value the little that they have. The crime rate in EWP sky-rockets majorly each year, and the school's test scores are one the lowest in the state. The kids here learned to fight and fend for themselves around the Kindergarden and 1st grade. Kids and Teens living in towns with money who could kick some another rich kids ass; would be getting rushed through the emergency room doors in critical condition if they were to fight an 8 year old here in Edgewater Park! My advice: if you aren't from the ghetto, you should avoid visiting here.
In Edgewater Park, NJ, we have to make the best outta what we got. That's why we gotta know how to fight!
by ewpgirl16 May 18, 2009
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