squishing nigel

having intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "nigel squish's" head.

squishing nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

Nigel

Nigel is the greatest rat catcher to ever exist.

Did you see that guy act like Nigel… he caught so many rats

by Biggestbitchxo December 18, 2024

NIGEL

The word nigel is used by the foundry to say the N word

Nigel wha the fuck

by nigel676767767676 December 1, 2025

a nigel version game fully employed

buying and selling children's 50p panini football cards via ebay. slight pedo connotations

a nigel version game fully employed cool

by mrs tosser October 16, 2025

Nigel swoop

When you are doing your hair and it swoops typically used for long hair

Nigel you have that Nigel swoop going on

by Flynigelfly January 2, 2024

Nigel

Nigel is a name that means Strong, Handsome and exquisite. Lots of Nigels usually tend to still other people’s girlfriends so be careful out there boys, Nigel is coming for ya.

* New Kid Enters Class*
Miss Gray: Class, We have a new student
Nigel: Smiles
Miss Gray: Please Introduce yourself

Nigel: (deep voice) Hey guys! Im Nigel
Girls in Class: (Screams) Heyyy Nigel😍😍
Miss Gray: Girls calm down, i know he’s hot but chill

by Dashy Got Game November 25, 2021

cottaging nigel

A term used by inverted men both young and old who like to frequent public lavatories which they call cottages in order to experience sexual solace
Keep away from those toilets they're full of nigel nine-bob-notes going cottaging

cottaging nigel huh

by mrs tosser November 22, 2025