crotch napkin

Mans mustache and or beard during conalingus

His crotch napkin tickled me

by kiitty December 16, 2014

Ass Napkin

Classy word for toilet paper

After a healthly bowl movement i daintily wiped my cornshoot with a genrous supply of ass napkins

by Monty Burns January 27, 2024

Napkin Calculus

When someone doesn't know how to calculate a value, but is doing it anyway.

"I used napkin calculus to guess the number of pennies in the jar."
"And?"
"Well, obviously I was wrong."

by BlahBlahBlahThisIsAName October 4, 2016

daddy napkins

The cloth in which your daddy uses to wipe his semen of your mother, could be off her chest, stomach, back, etc.

*your parents just had sex*
Mom: hey go grab a daddy napkins;)
Dad: which color should we use tonight?

by Xboxgamertags December 17, 2013

Napkin Shot

Zygotes that should have been placed in a napkin.

That fucker was a real napkin shot

by GG memang August 22, 2023

Napkin Consumption

Napkin consumption is when you’re finished eating and you eat your dirt or non dirty napkin

Vine 1: Hey! Remember napkin Consumption! U NEED TO EAT IT NOW

Vine 2: Jesus Christ fine god....

by BangtanTrash69000 June 12, 2018

Napkin

Another name for acid.

I ate so many napkins at that music festival.

by Dertaderrr August 14, 2017