Napkin Consumption

Napkin consumption is when you’re finished eating and you eat your dirt or non dirty napkin

Vine 1: Hey! Remember napkin Consumption! U NEED TO EAT IT NOW

Vine 2: Jesus Christ fine god....

by BangtanTrash69000 June 12, 2018

Napkin Shot

Zygotes that should have been placed in a napkin.

That fucker was a real napkin shot

by GG memang August 22, 2023

Napkin holder

A female when she's on her period

I need extra pads because of this heavy flow, I'm like a napkin holder.

by Boni Jo August 23, 2025

Napkining

The act of constantly; sometimes impulsively; cleaning up other peoples messes. It can be an actual mess… spilled liquids or a social situation gone awry.

Bill had an argument with his girlfriend. Then why is Jim talking to his girlfriend? Jim’s just napkining again…

Jules spilled juice in the fridge again just so Kelly could continue her constant napkining.

by Copppertoan December 18, 2021

booger-napkin

An extremely snotty, annoying, usually deliberately obnoxious person. This person goes above and beyond mere snotty-ness. Usually used when you really want to say "asshole" "dick" or "cunt" but can't.

My boss is a booger-napkin. He has long boring staff meeting every pay day.

My cat the original booger-napkin peed in my shoe.

Give me back the TV remote you booger-napkin!

You are a booger- napkin when you drink!

by Tupac Insecure April 14, 2014

Napkin Elbow

A version of the more common ailment, Tennis Elbow, most often developed over time by shaking one's napkin at a high rate of speed. The Napkin Elbow epidemic took New York City by storm in the early 1990's when world class musician, Jorge Buccio, wrote now famed hit, "The Napkin Song". Many patrons of the Little Italy birthday destination, Puglia, leave the restaurant with chronic Napkin Elbow.

Damn, I can barely pick up my connoli, I hope it's not the Napkin Elbow.

by Feesus Christ June 9, 2016

flapping napkin

Another large, detached earlobe.

He had ruffled brown hair and flapping napkins.

by robinthedemon March 13, 2021