dick napkin

Find something and use it as a condom!
Son: "Dad I need a condom."
Dad:"No you don't! Just use a Dick Napkin!"
by Anster2314 February 14, 2018
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booty napkins

I gotta stop by the store and pick up some booty napkins. We're all out at the house.
by jenwongtattoos November 07, 2017
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President napkin Ghandi

The kind intellegent leader of india that shares his valuable of chicken tikka masala with the bois, and for the bois. His knowledge has helped many cure their ass cancer and overcome LCS (Large Cock Syndrome).
person 1 : yo did u hear President napkin Ghandi's new talk?
person 2 : yea it cured my ass cancer
by potnooodle September 06, 2020
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swing my napkin

tonight billy will swing my napkin
by doodypants123 June 26, 2017
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can i get a napkin

you're at lunch and choking on your food and you're asking for a napkin yet you sound like a demon and everyone is laughing at you instead
*eating nachos at lunch and starts choking* "can I get a napkin?"
by gayrights27 January 24, 2022
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courtesy napkin

That useless little scrap of paper wrapped around your ice cream cone/coffee cup/fish sandwich/etc. It's absolutely useless except possibly as toilet paper, but it shows you that the food people care.
I've got ice cream all over my hands now, thanks to that stupid courtesy napkin.
by littlebleu August 15, 2010
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napkin dream

When home boy writes something down on a napkin that is going to change his life the evening before when the powder kicks in, and blows his nose with it the next morning when he wakes up before throwing it away and never coming back to it.
by YourBrotherInLaw November 17, 2016
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