pister napkin

Graffiti we found in New Orleans - Synonym for fucking

Can be used interchangeably as different verbs, nouns, adjectives, adverbs, and any other part of speech.

Pister napkin is a universal term that has many meanings.

One who is described by Pister napkin can mean ugly, hot, wise, dumb, and many things.

This word can be used as a synonym for anything you like.

That’s not very pister napkin of you!

You’re being Pister napkin right now.

I hate you, you stupid Pister napkin

by Psuedonem March 14, 2023

The Ole’ Kansas City Napkin

When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.

Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.

by Themesiah February 21, 2024

Napkin Deck

A term in the cardgame Magic the Gathering for a deck built somewhat on the fly without having extensively tested it before playing it in a tournament

This grixis napkin deck won more games than i thought it would

by arvidian May 12, 2020

napkins in the wind

A fictional 2006 Oscar award winning movie starring Robert De Niro made up to see if Spencer Ernst would past a test in which people believed he made up shit

Friend: Spencer, have you seen that movie with De Niro called Napkins in the Wind? It's a masterpiece.
Red Spencer: Oh yes, that movie was great, I loved it. I should watch it again.

by boilingpotsofwater April 21, 2023

beef napkin

N. When a male ejaculates on a female and has nothing but a hamburger to wipe her. She may or may not eat the burger afterwards.

clarise was covered in cum and could barely see or breathe, luckily Randal had a beef napkin

by Chuck Richards October 24, 2015

grease napkin

Somthing that's at a whataburger

When someone throws a grease napkin at whataburger in your face

by Msyew October 6, 2015

Sticky napkin

When you masturbate using a Fruit Roll Up.

Christopher Arp sure loves his sticky napkin.

by Bildo Teabaggins September 8, 2017