Robbie's mum

A women who is willing to wank off the entire rugby team because they said they needed their cocks cleaned. Usually a very nice lady but thick as shit. She probably likes art and cooking. you'll never see her do anything else.

"er, Joe" said Robbie's mum

by the dark lord October 18, 2018

Dragged Mums

NO CAP, ONG, ON YOUR MUMS LIFE, ON MY LIFE

I just aborted my child dragged mums

Bartoleme de las casas is dead dragged mums

by evabeaver October 12, 2022

Bayleys mum

The fittest prostitute that you will ever meet. Only likes black homosexual men

Omg, did you see Bayleys mum with Gary the black homosexual man?!!

by Chinnage March 27, 2022

mum battle

see mom battle for the correct definition...

to see an example, check out mom battle...

by ;)Doors Fan 0069 July 12, 2004

Facebook Mum

A "Facebook mum" is a middle-aged woman who constantly posts about their life and kids on Facebook. They have a group of friends who are also "Facebook mums" and drink wine together.
They always use emojis and always text hash tags like: #winetime #hardworkingmums #proudmum #mamabear
These are the emojis they always use: 🥰 😍 😘 🤗 🤪 💖 ❤️ 💋 🍷 🍾 🍻 🥳 😬 😜 🤯 🤒 😱 😓 😢
An example of how they talk online:
Hiya love ☺️🥰 free to have some wine time tonight with the girls? 🤪🍷❤️💖 #Friends4Ever #WineTime🍾
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Facebook mums are usually 35-60 years old.

by rosepetalsx September 23, 2023

yarth mum

a more fun away to "your mom", also something good to say when ur scared

molly: you're annoying, boring, and large
lindsay: yarth mum!

by yarth mum October 8, 2019

Sid's Mum

Sid's Mum is a sexual position which originated in India. It is a sexual position where a guy called Sid calls over his friends to his house and then his friends shout "Sid's Mum", which leads to Sid's Mum running over to Sid's bedroom and proceeding in a group orgy with his friend's on his bed.

Hey Sid, can we try out a Sid's Mum next time? It'll be such a good experience for all of us!

by Sid's Master July 19, 2018