mikey

a way of saying Mike or Michael

Chrissy: I caught Jason smoking a cigarette!
Karen: I saw Mike doing the same thing yesterday, and the weird part was, Billy told him to put it out!
Carrie: Mikey!

by Karen Stickney September 16, 2008

Mykey Massacre

The guitarist of Tragedy Awaits Us, he has an excessive amount of dirty whores added on myspace (http://www.myspace.com/dirt456) he loves stuffed animals and his amazing girlfriend Jessabear. Fig newtons and orange juice are his favorite foods. His brother is Salcore the vocalist of Fight the Fear. He is amazing<3

Wow that Mykey Massacre is one spiffy guy!!!

by haiiiii'mcoolnstuffff April 17, 2009

muke af

when one ships michael clifford and luke hemmings from the super sucky band, 5 seconds of summer really hard and want them to actually get married and have kids one day

"mom are you muke af?"
"yes dear i am very muke af"

by lolsdkordie December 18, 2014

Mikey

A really hot teenage boy that gets Starbucks often and is a really nice person. His name is short for Michael or Mike but he's too cool of that. He understands everyone and can stand up for anyone. He wears popular clothes and smells like expensive cologne.

"Wow I wish Mikey was my bae!!"
"How'd you end up with that amazing guy, Mikey!?"

by Panic! At the references! October 25, 2016

penis peaker mikey

when your taking a leak in pubs or clubs urinals in and around solihull and u realise the geeza next to is peaking at ur penis.

hey dudes think penis peaker mikey is on the prowl again i was just taking a piss and there he was peeking on me. he had his phone out this time taking a picture.

by ashtray257 October 11, 2006

Mumkey Jones

A youtuber known for shitposting and being so edgy especially in this current year politically correct climate. The main joke of his internet presence is that he is never funny, entertaining, or interesting but thousands of people still follow him. Mumkey only uses the same 5 jokes, The Woah Im' Being So Edgy Right Now Joke, The I'm Depressed Joke, The Suicide Joke, The This Joke That Mumkey Isn't Being Funny.

My Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_GDB060PU8&index=1&list=PLLRvgGuJX1Wi3yN5uDelW7I_wsJJwIG4F

"I'm depressed" - Mumkey Jones

by Mumkey Jones January 1, 2018

mikey

someone who eats a lot. a disposal

where’s the pizza..MIKEY

by [e-mail] July 19, 2018