Used commonly in mafia games to express ones tergiversation and nescience towards another. Usually used in the form, MOOBWAP: <username>.
by Chaos@ML April 23, 2006
Get the MOOBWAP mug.Emotional moobs are moobs caused by a hormonal imbalance in the body due to emotional instability, usually from a traumatic event in early childhood but occasionally later in life. Emotional moobs can be easily confused with Fat Guy Moobs (or FGM) due to their similar disgusting, sweaty appearance.
The only difference and distinction between the two is the 'tearing' of an emotional moob. This is when the moob becomes so emotional, often because someone has made fun of the moob, slapped it, or otherwise neglected it, that it begins to secrete a milky lactate similar in appearance to tears.
This illness was only recently discovered since many people with this hilarious but shameful illness hid their bodies with baggy t-shirts. Often these t-shirts are thought of as being sweaty when it is actually the lactating tears of the emotional moob. In this instance it is often said with much affection that the moob is crying. Poor moob.
It is estimated that 30% of the moob population have emotional moobs.
Early symptoms include: Being Emo, whining about shit all the time and a milky smell about the person.
Known cures include: Getting over it, toughening up and getting a life. Skin grafts are also used to help the person develop 'thick skin' in the affected area.
Emotional moobs also effect women but this often goes undiagnosed as the only, often desirable, side-effect is an increased cup size, and is nowhere near as embarassing as the male lactating man-tit.
The only difference and distinction between the two is the 'tearing' of an emotional moob. This is when the moob becomes so emotional, often because someone has made fun of the moob, slapped it, or otherwise neglected it, that it begins to secrete a milky lactate similar in appearance to tears.
This illness was only recently discovered since many people with this hilarious but shameful illness hid their bodies with baggy t-shirts. Often these t-shirts are thought of as being sweaty when it is actually the lactating tears of the emotional moob. In this instance it is often said with much affection that the moob is crying. Poor moob.
It is estimated that 30% of the moob population have emotional moobs.
Early symptoms include: Being Emo, whining about shit all the time and a milky smell about the person.
Known cures include: Getting over it, toughening up and getting a life. Skin grafts are also used to help the person develop 'thick skin' in the affected area.
Emotional moobs also effect women but this often goes undiagnosed as the only, often desirable, side-effect is an increased cup size, and is nowhere near as embarassing as the male lactating man-tit.
Dave: My emotional moobs keep lactating everywhere.
Bob: You sick fuck.
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Dave: My moobs are so emotional right now.
Alex: You're a cunt.
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Zaphod: OMFG you sass you're such a sweaty frood.
Dave: No I'm not you dick, thats just my lactating emotional man tit crying again.
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Sandra: Oh crap we've run out of milk!
Dave: Well insult me for a few minutes and give my tit a slap and I'll squeeze some in your coffee.
Bob: You sick fuck.
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Dave: My moobs are so emotional right now.
Alex: You're a cunt.
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Zaphod: OMFG you sass you're such a sweaty frood.
Dave: No I'm not you dick, thats just my lactating emotional man tit crying again.
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Sandra: Oh crap we've run out of milk!
Dave: Well insult me for a few minutes and give my tit a slap and I'll squeeze some in your coffee.
by MoobMilk September 4, 2011
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Only five hits in the three years I've had my LiveJournal and not one comment! Looks like I'll just have to have a monoblog.
by SaraG January 17, 2006
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meaning: misinterpreted son of a bitch
used as a slang term back in St patricks secondary school(singapore) around '99
can be used as both an insult, or a common phrase...
meaning: misinterpreted son of a bitch
used as a slang term back in St patricks secondary school(singapore) around '99
can be used as both an insult, or a common phrase...
aye dude spent ya night wanking again while i was out screwing hotties from next door?
oh shut the fuck up u bloody misob.
oh shut the fuck up u bloody misob.
by djohn666 January 10, 2008
Get the misob mug.A descriptive term used to define a male who posseses moobs made of - presumably steroid enhanced - muscle. Despite the subjects best efforts to appear masculine, his large and rounded pecs appear strangely feminine.
by UrbanPip June 25, 2010
Get the Moobular mug.-That waiter just touched my shoulder with his chest.
-Dude you got Moob'd!!
-She questioned my authority last night, so I slapped her in the face while she was sleeping with my Moob!
-You moob'd her?!?
-Dude you got Moob'd!!
-She questioned my authority last night, so I slapped her in the face while she was sleeping with my Moob!
-You moob'd her?!?
by BrosephJoseph October 24, 2012
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