moons over my hammy

When a man puts his balls inside a woman's ass.

I gave that bitch some moons over my hammy.

by Rufus T Thunderpussy May 18, 2016

moonshine diving

Swimming naked after dark usually in a natural body of water. Aka skinny dipping

We went moonshine diving in the lake last night.

by Southern Sweet April 23, 2016

moonshine whistler

Sunset clapper by night.

Billy: Dude, this sunset clapper is looking at the moon and doing something from beyond this world
Jeremiah: Yeah, he is a moonshine whistler, what did you expect?
Billy: alright

by ragnarok666 December 5, 2016

Moofiss

The act of rubbing a carpet with a cat, then giving birth on that spot.

"Get over here cat I'm about to Moofiss..."

by MaffaMuffa April 6, 2017

moonsoil

tasteless filth, typically from the moon.

1:What would you like to order sir?
2:I crave moonsoil, do you supply it in here establishment?
1:of course we do, only the finest moonsoil on the back of the menu

by biggy fren May 2, 2018

Moonie

An O.g. attendee of the legendary Full moon gatherings in the wild lands of southern california

Ny fellow moonies directions for tonight's gathering are as follows. Moontribe Fmg

by Mtboagee January 11, 2018

Moonscreen

A product that one uses when leaving the basement at night.

Yo dude, use some moonscreen you are going to burn.

by Asure12 June 14, 2018